Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for July 31, 2021

The deluxe version eats grass and pukes on the sofa.

Does it get the ‘zoomies’ at 2 AM like my cats do (when everyone is trying to sleep!)?

And that’s why they are lovely pets.

Wait’ll you see our robotic rock!

“Cat. Heck of a fine animal. Often mistaken for a meatloaf.” — Kliban

Perhaps if someone had a beverage or a snack the robot cat would stir and investigate?

It can’t be a real robot cat if it doesn’t hack up steel-wool balls.

And that is why he became my best friend.

Cats are nocturnal hunters, so keep your toes UNDER the blankets.

And if you offer it a firmware upgrade, it will just turn its nose up at it and walk away.

I don’t like robot dogs that act like dogs and no need for the robocat to sleep so long.

You should see it at 3 AM