Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 20, 2021

Shouldn’t he be asking which Republican will make that claim?

The follow-up question is who is you top candidate to steal the election. That will balance out the poll nicely.

Which foreign government do your Facebook friends get their fake news from?

He should also be asking, “Are you making up any new conspiracy theories?”

That question is WAY too complex for a RepulsiQan.

Answer; the republican candidate who will lose by 20 million votes.

My dad voted for himself—-got one vote.

This is a paradox. The candidate that most voters think should claim the election was stolen, would actually win it. Thus the candidate that people think would be less likely to claim a stolen election will be the one making the claim.

Ow. My head hurts.

Is this multiple choice?

How many choices do I have to answer that question?? One, five, ten???

/SHNARK/

Given that I’ve heard both Democrats and Republicans complain when they lose that they only lost because the other side cheated (e.g. Republicans complaining about Dominion in 2020, Democrats complaining about Diebold in 2004), my only quibble about this strip is limiting it to Q.

How quickly 2016 is forgotten.

Good start, she didn’t answer the door with a shotgun blast

We will simplify this poll for you with one question, ma’am.

What TV network do you have on in your home all of the time?

Dare to be stupid

In other words, “Your Favourite President”.

Better yet “are you enjoying the inflation, high gas prices, high unemployment and trouble in the Middle East?”

“Which type of candidate do you prefer? A patriot or a politician?”

There was only one on the big ticket. Nutter Buttercup, with his sidekick Ha’Pence. However, as with most outgassings, there are after-shocks that will arise in any federal or local election where one or more of his followers will replicate his example and claim fraud when he/she loses. It has set the standard for crying That’s not fair.

What is your primary source of misinformation?

The new America, where we’ve forgotten what democracy and “the common good” mean.

Off hand, I would say Thomas Dewey 1948.

Actually, over 11,000 people have died from the vaccine and over a half million have been seriously injured, according to the CDC. How many more injuries will it take for people to wake up to the fact that they don’t have informed consent before getting the jab? Or enough information to make informed insults aimed at those of us who don’t like the odds of (uncompensated) damages? Can any of you list the ingredients or the side effects?

Oh. The question had me puzzled for a bit.

I translated it as;

’’Who would you expect to be a crybaby loser?"

Stick to the BEARS!

Sounds like the kind of rigged questions on most of the major national polls! “Are you still beating your wife?” :-)

Hillary Clinton who said the Russians stole it, or Donald Trump who claimed Biden stole it? Or are you undecided and want to wait for the next election cycle loser?

Wiley and Garry Trudeau really miss Trump.

I’m intrigued by the pollster. The way his question is posed, she could pick Trump to claim the election was stolen, and he could count her as a Trump supporter. Set up.

Be sure to vote Dem so all we have to do is hear the whining, not have them elected and do absolutely nothing except spout Q conspiracy theories and Nazi philosophies.

Hey, not just Q. I see no reason I should trust the results from voting machines and tabulators made and programmed by private corporations, especially when the programming is secret, and when my state thinks a recount consists of running ballots through tabulators again. I just assume that every election is stolen. If politicians want credibility, they can institute paper ballots hand counted in public.

Then, let’s just do a complete audit of the whole thing and run with the results, yes? No?! Why not?

We do not answer any polls. Every one that has contacted us in the past 10 years has questions slanted to their point of view, or they are collecting data on us. The mail ones always come with a plea for money at the end.

Pssst…hey, folks…this cartoon isn’t about Trump. It’s about the Trump acolytes running in the next election cycles.

The dog just reminded me again this morning what polls are good for.

I have noticed that there is one side which claims this and one that does not.

How’s “Al Gore?” (Or back to the first complainer: “John Adams!”)

How about “Al Gore?” (Or the original complainer, “John Adams!”)

QAnon is a Russian

“In today’s edition of ‘Poking Trolls With A Stick’…”

If the election were held today, which Democrat who has lost most of his mind would you vote for? BTW, isn’t it interesting President Trump keeps saying things “without evidence”? Like 74,000 absentee ballots coming in with no record of being sent out? Or 11,000 voters who voted but were not added until after election day. Or 168,000 ballots printed on the wrong paper meaning they were most likely printed on a copier. And that is just Arizona! But again, this is “without evidence” because the Arizona audit does not count. Then there is Georgia where there is video of at least two people running ballots through a machine twice. And video of ballots coming out from under a table after the observers were sent home. Fulton county having a 60% error rate. 7 falsified tally sheets. Yeah, President Trump should just shut up. He lost! And the evidence shows it!

Hillary Clinton, because she has been making that claim for the longest time.

Lyndon LaRouche. Recovered, Relaxed, and Ready.

…or out the following conspiracy theories, which one would you least support the most?

Well, this has been fun….

ME! Not one single person voted for me. That seems really unlikely.

There are only 100 people behind ALL the conspiracy theories in the world. (See, I can make stuff up, too.)

Today’s Ziggy should be of interest.

Bernie Sanders, in 2016. God save America.

Art imitates life……again!

Hilary Clinton

Approaching 2,000 convictions for election fraud.

If its republicans it’d be shouting. If it’s democrats it’s rioting and assault and bloodshed in the streets.