Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 22, 2021

Pull the handle honey. Would like to see you go thru the roof.

What, no helmet?

Your regular table?

She seems a trifle skittish

He should insist that he have an ejector seat too.

Or that he be in charge of the ejector button for her seat.

Then there is the “emergency call in the middle of the date” from your wingman that can be answered either as, “sorry, wrong number” or “I’ll meet you at the emergency room” followed by an “I gotta go” to the ex-date.

The Accounting firm on the second floor will be surprised.

“Goose, goose, talk to me goose”.

I see a purse asking to be grabbed!

Shouldnt the guy be in the ejector seat? LOL

she definitely has trust issues

That two will never work…in a modern “woke” commercial…

Yeah, but probably she should put her probationary date into the ejector seat, with her finger on the trigger. Hitting ones head on the ceiling is not pretty. However, if she does bail, the blast will probably silence him for some time.

Give him the button and he’ll be in a rejecter seat.

Looks like ejecting would break both knees.

And you telling me this? Pull it!

Reminds me of those old science fiction movies where they would show astronauts seated in an “authentic” ejection seat in a big, open cabin but nowhere for it to go.

he’ll be telling his friends about the date who flipped out…

The good OL Aces II . But its going to hurt with no harness.

That was part of my Military Job, working on Ejection seats.

when i went on dates i always seemed to be sitting in the rejection seat…

When I used to date “online” always had them meet me at a local restaurant where I knew all the waitstaff. Was an interesting time, but, very few dates were compatible as they lied on their profile.