Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 29, 2021

Good bye, Vera.

Aloe, aloe, aloe. What’s going on here then?

Can you hear me now? aloe,aloe….

RIP Dame Vera Lynn. We’ll meet again.

Use Aloe, Vera.

Biscuses and Drangas are also friendly plants. When I walk by them, I wave and say Hi Dranga or Hi Biscus.

Oh, it’s good to see the old favourites!

Siri? Looks like Alexa to me.

who’s on first?

Burn Vera, Burn …!

…took me a few looks, but I eventually got it!

Is this an “’Allo, ’Allo” joke after all these years?

Hemaroid cream. Stops the swelling of the little blood vessels.

Sometimes it’s tough being Vera.

I used to work in a cactus/succulent nursery. One of the plants we grew was subject to a small arachnid pest. But every time someone would find one of the “bugs” on a plant and exclaim, “Aloe mite!”, the Australian employee would think we were greeting him…

OK…had to read it 3 times to understand the joke…