Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 01, 2021

Pills for everything. And Americans wonder why they have such problems with drugs, health and so many other things.

“…and the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all…”

Hi Ho, Hi Ho.

Is Snow White on The Pill?

And you know what they say about green M&Ms.

Magic bullets….

One summer when I was in college, I worked as a counselor at a day camp. At the end of the XX-week session, the youngest kids, preschoolers, performed a modified interpretation of the story of Snow White, etc. Most of the dwarves had quirks that were not in the original. My personal favorite BY FAR, and the only one I remember, was “Hi, I’m Kvetchy. Do we have to go to ______ ?” I never actually heard what she didn’t want to go to because I was laughing too hard already. If you don’t know what kvetch(y) is, ask your Jewish friends. If you don’t have any Jewish friends, see the answer in my next comment.

Snow is pezed of at the whole dwarfy group.

♬ One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you

Don’t do anything at all ♪♩

Blame the Pharma industry….biggest drug pushers in America. All the long, nauseating ads drives up the prices of meds, and to make it worse, some docs are pushing the med-of-the-year for kickbacks!

better living thru chemicals/medications

popping pills like they are Pez, works for me

Next month: The Munchkin Collection

Ah! good old Pez. Look, I have “pills” lets play doctor.

Some people are addicted to pills. However, I’ve heard there’s a pill for that, too…

Some of the pills cause the condition, and some prevent it. Is there a difference between the happy pills and the grumpiness pills?

Great idea, but the lawyers would LOVE it too …!

Don’t forget, there are a lot of us who rely on pills for other things like blood pressure, health, diabetes, heart issues, etc. It helps us stay as healthy as we can be and allows many people to live without needing continual medical care (aside from the “pills”). I have to wonder though whether Disney will be contacting Dave Wahmond regarding using their images of the 7 Dwarfs.

What about smart pills? Oh wait, that is right, nothing cures stupidity.

Pills to make you grumpy? I’m not buying stock in that company.

Docs are just placebos. :)

Disney will not forgive you.