The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 05, 2021

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    Yakety Sax  almost 3 years ago

    Big deal. I can turn wine into water.

    just not right away

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    Ratkin  almost 3 years ago

    OMG! More beer materialized in their mugs after they emptied them. Science has done it.

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    If smog has enough carbon molecules per cubic litre, the science could turn it into beer, though the cost would be prohibitive!

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    A preacher named Holy Hubert" held forth at the University of Washington’s student Union building in the early ’70’s

    One day he was preaching of how Jesus turned water into wine,

    someone in the back of the crowd yelled out

    “Big deal, I can turn wine into piss”

    I can’t remember when I stopped laughing!

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Pissy drink!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I think we would make a real good start on pollution reduction if we stopped making plastic everything and styrofoam anything.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    uh, that’s not the way it works.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Just stick with Fang’s old favorite Yellow Snow IPA.

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    When an old and respected scientist says some outlandish idea is impossible, he is probably wrong.

    When an old and respected scientist says some outlandish idea is possible, he is probably right.

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    That would be a dirty trick.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Might be a little skunky.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Seriously, who would drink something made from nitrogen- and sulfur oxides (nitric and sulfuric acid). Maybe, if they were added as preservatives…

    Smog – Energy EducationSearch domain energyeducation.cahttps://energyeducation.ca/encyclopedia/SmogSmog is made up of many chemicals including nitrogen oxides (NOx), sulfur dioxide (SOx), carbon monoxide (CO), and volatile organic compounds (VOCs), but the two main components of smog are particulate matter (PM) and ground-level ozone (O 3).

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