Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 01, 2021

Hush, puppy.

They just want you to listen to their problems and then wag your tail and lick their face.

We know it as: Been There, Done That.

You just can’t help some people!

They’re so fickle. It isn’t fair. Would y’all just make up your mind?

That socks!

No good deed goes unpunished.

This type of thing may also get a husband put out “in the doghouse”.

When my daughter was about 7-8, we had a German Shorthaired Pointer puppy….he chewed her brand new Hush Puppies…during the night.

Just teach these dogs to heel and everything will be back the way it was.

Face it dogs, there’s just no pleasing some people…

“My dogs are killin’ me!”

Yet more garbage from Parisi.

I have no idea why women wear those things. JMHO.

to get mad at those pooches you’d have to be a real heel…

“ Hey lady! The dogs COULD have tried to gnaw your real heels off! You were lucky!”