So if 30 guards weigh 100 pounds, (assuming the dragon hasn’t pooped that day yet), then that means each guard weighs just over 3 pounds. For an army 3 pound guards doesn’t sound too tough. I’d think they’d be easy pushovers!
Last I checked, there were zero carbs as well as zero calories in a guard. But, if some stray calories manage to show up, if you chew real hard, you can kill’em.
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
No wonder the Fink’s army was shrinking.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
You might need to have your hearing checked, Wiz!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is all that iron and bronze good for Henry’s system?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
30 guards per day? and he gained only over a 100 pounds?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Now he will have to go on a low-guard diet.
Okay, maybe a no-guard diet. Probably a low-carb diet, too.
jasonsnakelover almost 3 years ago
How many carbs are in one guard?
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
No wonder he’s looking happy….
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
Are carburetors low in calories, then?
Chris almost 3 years ago
erm? oops. :)
wongo almost 3 years ago
You want him to eat 30 carburetors a day ? Won’t that give him gas ? Ah, ha, ha ! Snark.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Ooh the wiz is getting up there I see
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
So if 30 guards weigh 100 pounds, (assuming the dragon hasn’t pooped that day yet), then that means each guard weighs just over 3 pounds. For an army 3 pound guards doesn’t sound too tough. I’d think they’d be easy pushovers!
Auntie Socialist almost 3 years ago
Those poor guards… good luck recruiting any new ones
redback almost 3 years ago
so, know anybody to spear so I can take his life and leave his family without income and unprotected? The dragon wants a snack
dwagon55 almost 3 years ago
How many carbs can a guard, guard, if a guard could guard carbs?
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
30 guards a day? Seems extreme.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, at least Henry was keeping the Hun invasions down by thinning the herd.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
It’s a wonder he can still walk…looks like his @$$ is dragon!
weirdme Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oups, in trouble! I can relate to Wizard.
joannesshadow almost 3 years ago
If he runs out of guards, can he have forwards and centers instead?
StoicLion1973 almost 3 years ago
I assume Wiz was feeding Henry guards from another kingdom…
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Better get your ears checked while you are here….
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
Must have run out of guards a long time ago.
Smug King (Bonky Apprentice) almost 3 years ago
I would attack the village now if I were you. They would be down 900 guards.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
That caught Wiz off-guard!
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That is a major oops.
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
ka-oops
WaywardWind almost 3 years ago
Last I checked, there were zero carbs as well as zero calories in a guard. But, if some stray calories manage to show up, if you chew real hard, you can kill’em.
sbwertz almost 3 years ago
Guards are low carb!
[lizardprotector] over 1 year ago
Maybe the Wiz should put Henry on the helium diet. He’ll end up looking even fatter, but he’ll definitely lose weight!