Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 25, 2021

It doesn’t matter, you’ll get it wrong in any case.

Just let them know you have a daughter with a talking horse, a friend who’s the princess of the forest and knows an alien.

That’s real chick-bait.

From the Ontario covid website

age group……deaths…..resolved cases…..percentage fatal

u20…………………4…………………72608……………..0.005509

20-29……………..14…………………98147…………….. 0.020378

30-39……………..26………………..75450………………0.053015

40-49……………..74…………………67442………………0.134931

50-59……………264…………………67556……………..0.504766

60-69……………714…………………41764………………2.043356

70-79……………1517…………………19847……………….8.455530

80-89…………..2786………………..12259………………24.30867

90 +……………2300………………….5879……………….40.22793

Figures from Australia last year. There is a big gender difference.

"Case fatality rates (%)“

“Age group”,“Male”,“Female”(%)”

“0-59”,“0.1”,“0.04”(%)“

“60-69”,“1.7”,“1.1”(%)”

“70-79”,“9.6”,“6.2”(%)“

“80-89”,“30.2”,“21.5”(%)”

“90+”,“39”,“27.7”

I guess no one noticed the name of the bar….

“Losers” is a good response to cretinous creepy guys.

But the best word is “NO”

Though slithery creeps can’t cogitate when a lady says

“What part of the word “NO” is it that you don’t understand??

Preparing to get back to browsing in the meat market.

That’s definitely not a conversation they wanted to have at Mom’s bar.

“The TWIG and BERRIES”??? Look it up…

I would never survive in the dating world in the wild. I never had to do it and for this I am glad.

I met my wife back in high school and after several dates decided to devote my energies to keeping her instead of looking elsewhere.

My dating history is proof to me that there is a God. As a teenager, I did not always make good decisions, so I chalk this one up to Divine Intervention.

Ironically, single women are sitting in front of mirrors putting on their war paint wondering if Mr Right will want whatever they look like enough to take the bait so they can set the hook without looking like a hooker. …much

Isn’t at least one of these guys married? Losers indeed.

Clueless then, clueless now.

(senses a cartoon worth explaining (especially if it were to exist at least one year from the moment this message was posted))

SCHMUCK is another definite clue.

With apologies to Groucho Marx-I wouldn’t want to take a woman home that would go with me after just meeting me.

“…now that everything has opened back up agian.”

Pro tip: this aint over. Not by a long shot. Most of the world remains unvaxxed.

Twig & Barry’s makes it sound like the bar is in the UK.

Cruel

Must be an English Pub

After 15 months, everyone’s social skills are rusty. Except those people who never had any.

Hint: It’s okay to tell them about your Pfizer and/or your Moderna – just don’t try telling them about your “Johnson & Johnson” (we men always exaggerate).

Bob and Joe are trying. They’re VERY trying.

Loved the inner red-framed “wait for the beat” linking panel. Timing is everything in humor.

I was born at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”.

Too early to open with Delta now in every state.

I think I was born under the “Closed on Wednesdays” sign.

What the heck does “Rock, don’t roll” mean?

What’s my sign? Uh, I dunno. “Children at play”?

Maybe “High and Outside”?