Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 03, 2021

Maybe he should use the 120-foot tall bat outside the Louisville Slugger Museum. https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8883/18774938561_6c1d7e4278_b.jpg

But is it MLB approved??

WHOAT? WHOAT? WHOAT?

He’ll need to start his swing at the first movement of the pitcher.

It’s ok he’s speaking softly.

Eddie Munster carried a bat that size during the show’s Season 2 opening.

The Ump. Was stopping the pitcher to check for Spider tack !

Heathcliff already did this yesterday.

“Speak softly … "

I’d totally watch baseball then. Literally a game changer.

A bunt is about the only thing he could manage with a bat that big

“Put that away! There are women and children here!”

Just hold it out there and see if he can throw around it.

Ump is moonlighting as a censor?

Not quite regulation there son…..

I’d let him use it, he’ll never get it around in time to hit the ball — the catcher and ump maybe, but not the ball

He’s only concerned cause he’s in the swing zone.

He already has a strike before the first pitch… the batboy went on strike.

Hey, if he can swing it, he can use it.

In high school, that’s what I did if I got the bunt sign.