Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 05, 2021

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    tudza Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Remember, it’s the day to put an RFID device on your sea creature. Fish and Chips.

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    Rescued from a boiling pot??

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Larry was rescued by Eddie Murphy… even the SNL viewers voted to spare his life. But the following Saturday he was boiled alive, ostensibly because Murphy was annoyed by complaints of disregard for animal welfare for even suggesting that Larry ’s life was at stake.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Is that a Red Lobster?

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    A Common 'tator  almost 3 years ago

    My first smile of the day… accompanied by a quiet “Awwww!!!”… Thank you Mark…

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe she’d rather gets eaten than be imprisoned in a tank.

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    mikeyman  almost 3 years ago

    She needs to be rescued in butter.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sorry I call it Lunch !

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    Znox11  almost 3 years ago

    Coincidentally, I have recently rescued some melted butter, maybe we can arrange a play date?

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The British government has put together a committee to consider the rights and feelings of sentient animals, including lobsters. Methinks there are a considerable number of eccentric people in the British Isles.

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    Pet  almost 3 years ago

    Aww, Pinchy!

    ;-)

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Awww!

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    She looks bored.

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    davidlwashburn  almost 3 years ago

    Just don’t put it in the ocean. Anywhere but where it came from and it becomes an invasive species. We had that happen a few years ago in Puget Sound.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Or did she rescue you?

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    pcmcdonald  almost 3 years ago

    Is he a cancer because that doesn’t quite cut it.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Actually, this happens fairly often. Whenever they pick up an oddly colored lobster (blue, rainbow, yellow) or an unusually large lobster, someone volunteers to adopt it (usually for the publicity).

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    named her sandy claws

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Awww, thanks Mark. Hopefully a happy Lobster.

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    Daeder  almost 3 years ago

    Nice of you to take the rubber bands off her claws.

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