Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
“This is not what you promised me,” said Osama.
“Come on Osama,” the angel replied. “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.”
pirate227 almost 13 years ago
The cooch further displays his ignorance.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
This was a joke that was emailed to me:
It’s Important to Listen!
Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jefferson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
“This is not what you promised me,” said Osama.
“Come on Osama,” the angel replied. “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.”
CorosiveFrog Premium Member almost 13 years ago
^^ Good one…