Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 21, 2021
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Transcript:
You can't take it with you, my son. Let me give you your last rites. Soon... Where's all your stuff? How are you gonna trade for cigarettes?
STEPUP almost 3 years ago
I thought you could only do that in the slammer!!!
Algolei I almost 3 years ago
“I gave it to the priest!”
“You idiot. Now when he gets here, he’ll own you!”
Ida No almost 3 years ago
There’s no beer in heaven. So, I know where I’m going.
ekw555 almost 3 years ago
if there are cigarettes in heaven, I’d probably rather be in hell.
the sulphur fumes will mask the cigarette smoke.
bxclent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
just give it to the church we will take care of it for you
cor_en_fa almost 3 years ago
Wasn’t it Hank Williams who sang “They say send your money to Jesus but they give you THEIR address.”?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
Prison? Well a celestial dictatorship by a God who has ultimate power and only lets only the most ardent believers.