Close to Home by John McPherson for June 24, 2021

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    Leroy  almost 3 years ago

    Shelf Help is on aisle three.

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 3 years ago

    That looks like a 911 emergency.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    that guy needs a book, he looks board!

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    How did he get that 6X6 to stick to his leg??

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s too late for the book. Call the ambulance.

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    All he can afford is a board.

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    He must be board out of his mind.

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    He better read that DIY book until the info is board into his brain.

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    kingrodeca  almost 3 years ago

    what he needs is a youtube video on both.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb is shocked! But can’t help grinning…

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    Znox11  almost 3 years ago

    I know just the book you need…It’s called the Yellow Pages, find yourself a good contractor.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    It said easy to install and I watched them build one on TV, what could be difficult about that? First of all you dropped all of the screws, bolts, and nuts in the grass.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Now, I’m no medical expert, and I’m not a very good carpenter, either… but I am a problem solver. So here goes:

    For the arm wound: some 550 Paracord and one o’ grandmas knitting needles and he could stitch that wound up himself. BOOM! Money saved at the Emergency Room!

    Now, as far as that high-priced lumber nailed to his leg goes… how can you not go with a crowbar?! It’s quick and yeah, it’s gonna hurt, but…. BOOM! A fortune saved at Home Depot!

    There you go! I just solved two problems AGAIN, before my third cup of coffee!

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    That desperate to save a buck eh?

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    DavidPlatt  almost 3 years ago

    Read twice, nail once.

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    Also, a book on writing your own will would be helpful.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Can I suggest you try the E.R.

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    mwksix  almost 3 years ago

    “You’re lucky; they’re both in the D-I-Y section!”

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    Buckeye67  almost 3 years ago

    I think that dude has had enough do it yourself for one day.

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    corpcasselbury  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t just stand there bleeding! Call for an ambulance, dummy!

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    David_the_CAD  almost 3 years ago

    Rule #1 – If you don’t know what you are doing, put down the power tools.

    Rule #2 – know how to dial 911 if you do not know how to follow Rule #1.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    How about I loan you our yellow pages and you look up “Handy Man”…

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    I would think the book on first aid would be his first consideration. And if his first aid is anything like his carpentry, he better go with a professional.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Waving back at you Little Alien Dude! Bleeb is laughing because the lady in purple can’t help staring at the man’s wood! :)

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    His wife knew that buying that nail gun was a bad idea.

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    scpandich  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb’s there to get the book “Places to See on Planet Earth.”

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    Anters55  almost 3 years ago

    Personal recommendation for a book on shed building: Yellow Pages under Carpentry. As for injury, a first aid book should be pretty easy but would highly suggest you head to an urgent care, fella.

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