Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 03, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t understand the lower right one.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    “Ought to correct”

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    ddekreon  almost 3 years ago

    Beach bawl

    Beach trowel

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    whahoppened  almost 3 years ago

    I’d like to know what the toad is high on.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The cartoonist has made these bad puns on porpoise.

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    Wad in the ocean up to your waist?

    Eww, that wasn’t a mistake.

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    loridobson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I love a good pun, it gives the imagination a good workout.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    How about a Tropical Depression?

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    ha, those are funny. :D

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    the worst is a hawaiian pinch…

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    Nuliajuk  almost 3 years ago

    The sun has been screaming at us for a solid week. Looking forward some cooler temperatures.

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    When driving to the shore, “That sunny beach just cut me off!”

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Did you realized that that is Steven SeaGull in the bottom right scene?

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    willhh3  almost 3 years ago

    Gall: bold and impudent behavior.“the bank had the gall to demand a fee”

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I was told to saturate bread in vodka and feed it to all the shore birds at the beach, getting them really drunk.

    Thst way, i leave no tern unstoned.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If I see a giant toad at the shore this weekend, I ain’t NEVER going back!!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Otto Connect can be a beach

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Sea gall says.. If you can’t sand the heat, get outta here!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Great jokes for us buoys and gulls!

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      almost 3 years ago

    The toad one is my favorite.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The High Toad one reminds me of the book “The World According to Garp”. His son always thought he was telling him to beware of the Under Toad, rather than the undertow. LOL

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