Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for June 21, 2021

Sorry to barge in, but I brought cupcakes…two unrelated issues. Sorry I wrecked your car, but I brought tacos.

I brought cupcakes…She’s worried about me; I have severe diabetes.

P1: It’s David Blame (sic)…the master of illusion. He makes it seem like he’s working.

How can she see with her eyes closed?

Tea and cupcakes? pfft

So you think she’s talented enough to play softball in college? Hello—she wants a full ride for her academics, plus our poverty. She doesn’t want to waste her college years being hassled by some coach.

Those cupcakes came out of the vending machine in the teachers’ lounge, right? Hey, they’re only a year and a half past their expiration date.

“So, how did your meeting with Mrs. Karenna go?”

“Pretty good. I just would have felt better about it if she hadn’t kept squirting lighter fluid on me all the while.”

“I see you too use Clairol Nice n Easy. Have you seen their new color chart yet?”

In their prior life I think R & W use to write the story lines for The Brady Bunch!

In all reality , Thanks for the cupcakes Coach Thorp, a word to the wise call Jake at State Farm for a coverage review . NOW GIT !

1.5- Today class, we will cover the many abrasions caused by improper loofah technique. Present Lava soap bars!

SIGH another story line that we will never see the end of. What are these cartoonists up too anyway?

Given the lack of story endings my guess is their hobby is tearing out the last chapter of every book in the library.

P1, Thing is about to smack Gil sillier.

P2, Nice of Mimi to force her way in the door.

P3, Well, you have been known to burn down houses.

Store bought, pretty weak Mimi.

So out of the blue, Mimi asks Gil to cover her one class. And gives him no lesson plan, so I guess it’s do whatever you want day in that class. Then, in the 45 MINUTES of that class, Mimi drives to a bakery, gets cupcakes, drives to Corina’s house (after pulling her address from her records), without calling first to even see if mama CK is home, then sits down to chat. At this point the school day is just about over and she really needs to be heading back to run practice. Although, she rarely does anything at practice anyway so whoever her assistant is can run things I’m sure.

So far this looks close to what I guessed. Some heartwarming bs about why CK needs to stay with her mom. But don’t worry, Mimi will arrange therapy, or in home help, or fundraise, or whatever and CK is off to at least Community College in the fall.

And speaking of off, Mopped Up Thorp can get your week off to a good start!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Her Mother is drawn so bad CK should worry.

And what is Gil doing with his hand in P1 ? Reaching for a loofah

I would have brought matches and some kindling. The cupcakes are probably a better gift.

Matching coffee cups and kettle. Further proof Milford is stuck in a 1950s time warp. Cue Tim Curry.

If the cup cakes are chocolate, make sure there’s no Ex-Lax in them

How does mom CK know who ‘coach Thorp’ is considering she’s such a mess?

Why no pie? Mimi could have either gotten them from the vending machine or by lifting one or two at the library board interview or debate or whatever that s**t show Zane(y) and (Detest)Abel put on

Mimi has chameleon hair. It changes to match whomever she’s around.