Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 28, 2021

Says who else?

I’ll believe the gas part…

You should harness that gas.

Aunty, you’re a gas.

And you have lead in your butt.

her lips are like rubies… hang on, giggling fit…

Actually, Aunty, in that state you are a dime a dozen.

Lookit those clouds behind her! Looks like a lot of that gas is escaping!!

She’s the CEO of Amazon.con…

And we are so thankful you are one in a million.

Good job of reframing by turning negative into positive.

one in a million, world population 8 billion, that gives us 8000 aunties.

I have plenty of silver, no gold, and the natural gas isn’t as much as it could be. But I am loved, which makes me truly rich.

Aunty, you are not one in a million!

She’s Pepper Ann.

Yes she is! She is the star of her own comic ;-)