The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 18, 2021

A question: Are speed-limit signs in Canada in MPH or KPH?

When I travel from Edmonton to Calgary, it’s 280 kilometers. It’s shorter when I use miles.

As a former Canadian, I can sympathize. I was always doing conversions back to make sense to me.

What’s that in the old money?

As a physicist, what bothers me is pounds are a measure of force and kilos are a measure of mass. You weigh X pounds but you have Y kilos.

I wonder how much will be the dress-out?

Either way, Rory, you’re still 50 lbs! Soooo, move it,move it, move it….

350 for about 45 minutes…

Mrs and I are both 99. She is 99 pounds and I am 99 kilo.

3.6 stones!

3.57 British “stones” is even less, Rory.

4 Stone sounds even better

The butcher probably has a scale that will read both ways, but there’s a catch.

Actually… 50 lbs = 22.6796185 kilogram … But, close enough…

Rory, when you are sheared, you weigh even less.