CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for June 05, 2021

A T-Shirt and khaki shorts are simply not presentable enough for your sister’s wedding.

Tuck a BBQ sauce stained handkerchief into your pocket.

throw in a tie and your capitulation will be complete.

Here, take this testosterone injection …

I’ve never understood the need to insist that a man dress in some way that I prefer…

Though I might make a suggestion, and will certainly help if asked…

it’s ultimately his problem that he looks however he looks.

I accept neither credit nor blame …

though I might in some circumstances claim that I don’t know him and I’ve never even seen him before.

I’d suggest the stud muffin top.

Over a year ago, when I retired from work, I told my wife that I was going to wear cargo shorts and a t-shirt every day for the rest of my life. And I’ve done it, too. :-)

Tucked-in Polo shirt and your belt somewhere near your arm pits.