By Halloween, I’ll be naming the numerous criminal indictments against Donny Boy while dressed as Rudy Tooty and doing my best Sesame Street Count impression.
Republican: “You can’t tear down statues of our Founding Fathers! That’s erasing history!”
Liberal: “Alright, fine, we’ll keep them up. Speaking of history, we need to start documenting the events of the insurrection from 2021 for the books.”
One of our congresspeople from Georgia is telling us that was just a normal Capitol tour, and it’s someone other than Miss Kookoo-Bananas who’s always in the news. Thanks for representing!
To list “BLM” and “abortion” as examples of “erasing history” is incoherent even for a hard core conservative. At least “removing Confederate memorials” could be a topic for debate.
“It wasn’t us, it was the other guys, it was just tourists, all the videos and social media posts of us bragging about doing it are fake, it didn’t happen…but in August we’re gonna do it again!”
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Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The GQPers would love this to be true.
Dr. Quatermass almost 3 years ago
By Halloween, I’ll be naming the numerous criminal indictments against Donny Boy while dressed as Rudy Tooty and doing my best Sesame Street Count impression.
sevaar777 almost 3 years ago
The George Jetson look is sooo boring… and a choking hazard.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you vote Republican, the Terrorists Win!!
jgreathead almost 3 years ago
There is still the possible outcome that is the disintegration of the Republican party.
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
Republican: “You can’t tear down statues of our Founding Fathers! That’s erasing history!”
Liberal: “Alright, fine, we’ll keep them up. Speaking of history, we need to start documenting the events of the insurrection from 2021 for the books.”
Republican: “Hey-hey-hey, whoa-whoa-whoa! WHOA! …Hey… Whoa…”
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What’s REALLY terrifying is that this is NOT that far-fetched.
Vince M almost 3 years ago
One of our congresspeople from Georgia is telling us that was just a normal Capitol tour, and it’s someone other than Miss Kookoo-Bananas who’s always in the news. Thanks for representing!
LeeGP almost 3 years ago
Ten months and utterly forgotten? I think it will be Benghazied for quite a while and marked as “Insurrection Day”.
Michael Scott Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wait until they find out that a D-list game show host and failed real estate developer was actually elected president.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Keep in your memory
The sixth day of January,
Red hat sedition and plot.
Make it your mission
That red hat sedition
Shall never be forgot!
tims145 almost 3 years ago
To list “BLM” and “abortion” as examples of “erasing history” is incoherent even for a hard core conservative. At least “removing Confederate memorials” could be a topic for debate.
ferddo almost 3 years ago
So the future is now…
[Unnamed Reader - 64b33a] almost 3 years ago
I can’t help wondering what Percival Dunwoody would make of it all.
Phydeux almost 3 years ago
Jane..! Stop this crazy thing.
Monster Hesh almost 3 years ago
“It wasn’t us, it was the other guys, it was just tourists, all the videos and social media posts of us bragging about doing it are fake, it didn’t happen…but in August we’re gonna do it again!”
jpozenel almost 3 years ago
This is odd. Tom The Dancing Bug is usually satire.
gmadoll789 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Excellent! He wins the Comics, today!
Serial Pedant almost 3 years ago
But it’s conFusion…
craigwestlake almost 3 years ago
“If treason doth prosper why what’s the reason; if treason prospers none dare call it treason”…