Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 22, 2021

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    Someone has a rather high opinion of himself.

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    JasonIrelan  almost 3 years ago

    If you’re so smart, why would you ask that question?

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    The answer to the first question is $5.

    The answer to the second through fifth question is $50 each.

    Answers thereafter, $75 each.

    No checks

    Credit cards, which ones do you have?

    No American Express

    No MasterCard

    No Visa

    That will be $655, cash.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    Forty-two.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Of course it is funny for him to ask after he says he knows all the answers, but there is a very good/serious reason also why he might do this. It is like asking, “Do you know why you are here?” I can be like a psychologist asking questions to get patients to bring answers (and other things) out of themselves.

    Teachers ask their students many questions that they know the answers to. They may ask probing questions to get them to search their own minds.

    God knows when He asks Adam (and Eve) after they have sinned and hidden themselves “Where are you?” He knows what Cain has done when he asks Cain, “Where is your brother, Abel?”

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    It’s a trick question.

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    dcdete.  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, oh, messed up! As the great detective Columbo would have deduced, if this guy really knew the answers to everything, he wouldn’t have any need to ask that question!

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    ddjg  almost 3 years ago

    Perfect . .

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    cornshell  almost 3 years ago

    Is that the wise ass on the hill?

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    For that he could have called it in.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    I take it you ain’t going to share any of it are you?

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He also knows all the questions.

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    Ned Snipes  almost 3 years ago

    So, that’s what Google looks like, umph!

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Beware of people with all the answers.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Totally realistic background.

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    Geophyzz  almost 3 years ago

    “Be not wise in your own eyes.” Proverbs 3:7

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    I have answers to almost everything, not guaranteeing they’re the best answers

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Why do you want to know?

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    LOVE IT!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    the response I usually hear nowadays from the one’s that ‘know all the answers’ (experts) is “now that’s a really good question!!”(by saying this they get plenty of time to make up an answer – to which I now know – they don’t have an answer)

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    COL Crash  almost 3 years ago

    Anyone who thinks they have ALL the answers are only fooling themselves.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A principle I picked up a while ago that I’ve since had many opportunities to quote:

    Absolutely everybody is absolutely ignorant about almost everything.

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    mattro65  almost 3 years ago

    People like him who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

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    cipactli77  almost 3 years ago

    The reason I’m asking is because I come on behalf of those guys in La La Land to invite you to compete on What is the name of that very popular general knowledge game show?

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Why does he ask Why? He should already know why….

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    kaycstamper  almost 3 years ago

    Beware of anyone who answers a question with a question!

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    radams52  almost 3 years ago

    The answer is always 42.

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