Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 14, 2021

Levitation is one of my best tricks. I fly all over the place. Of course it’s only dreams but it’s still a heck of a lot of fun.

A lotta’ people feel that wherever they are sucks and want get out. And I say to them. At least bring a gift to the place your going.

And he didn’t even need rocket shoes.

Remember folks its good practice to levitate once a day and swim around town. Actually that might be a good thing to use to get Bung to stop drinking.

Let’s see you perform a root beer float.

Is the Wiz, Gone with the Wind?

Bye-bye Birdie….

Along with his spell, the Wizard is putting his life to the test.

I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Spread my wings and fly away

I believe I can soar

I see me running through that open door

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly (woo)

He’s off to see the other wizard..the one behind the curtain wizard..

What goes up must come down. Unless you have air to air refueling. Or ground to air refueling. A Cessna 172 holds “The world endurance record in a propeller-driven airplane” set in 1958, 64 days, 22 hours, and 19 minutes.

About the time when ultralight aircraft were first becoming popular, we had a job with a Bulgarian airborne survey company; and I asked one of them if ultralights were catching on there (the Iron Curtain was still firmly in place). His reply, “Oh no! People would just fly away!”

I still remember the “Aight I’mma head out” meme.

This could put the ladder industry out of business.

I’d pay big money for that one!

Isn’t the Wiz getting a little carried away by himself here?!

Levitation is just up and down. Looks like the Wiz is actually flying.

No, no your royal finkness, you made this mess, you can’t leave.

I wish I could levitate.

I’ve levitated—in my dreams.

An airplane is just a huge levitating device.

this is what it is before airplanes were made