Mimi can go to the office to check CK’s grades on the pretense of confirming her eligibility. The transcript will speak for itself. Next stop — CK working at a summer camp for younger kids? With Mimi’s push she’ll get into college somewhere, major in social work and do some good with her life. Meanwhile I’m waiting for the Library Board results — any projections yet?
In all reality Coach , I’ve gotten some feelers from some real creeps who want to give me a tryout but I don’t think it’s for baseball . So thanks for your help , NOT !
“Well, since you’re not going to college, have you considered taking a position on the library board? The two candidates who got interviewed a couple of days ago basically made fools of themselves, so they need to find someone else.”
The holes in the backstop, the talking center field fence, the Mimster’s incessant babbling about college, the never ending library drama . . . Sheesh, can we get a game in here some time so we can feel good about finishing 2nd in the Valley?
“…how’s your grades?…”….such BS Rubin….as the head coach, she needs to know every players academic status for them to remain eligible to play anyway, so if she doesn’t already know what CK’s grades are, then she should resign
You know Mimi, you’re a teacher at the school. You could have, should have looked into her grades when you first started pursuing these college scholarships. Not waiting until basically the last week of her Senior year to figure it out. And couldn’t you ever talk to her about this outside of practice, when you could actually discuss it in detail? All you need is to buy some of those 2 year old vending machine donuts again and she’ll listen.
And speaking of listening, listen when I tell you that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
michaeljwolff almost 3 years ago
That’s evading the question.
Charks almost 3 years ago
Mimi can go to the office to check CK’s grades on the pretense of confirming her eligibility. The transcript will speak for itself. Next stop — CK working at a summer camp for younger kids? With Mimi’s push she’ll get into college somewhere, major in social work and do some good with her life. Meanwhile I’m waiting for the Library Board results — any projections yet?
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P3.5 you’re right, have you ever considered a career in politics?
TheBrownStarfish almost 3 years ago
P1, Wow, Pedro’s is really that long, Coach?
P2, Gil just doesn’t respond to my nagging anymore so you’re it.
P3, So, being a smartass doesn’t mean you’re actually smart? Are R&W taking a less than subtle jab at us snarkers?
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
P1.5- CK: I’ve been wondering Coach. How’s your pool boy and when do we get a team swim party?
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 2.5: “….find a new hobby, bobblehead….”
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 1.5: “…geez….you’re dumber than you look, coach…”
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
In all reality Coach , I’ve gotten some feelers from some real creeps who want to give me a tryout but I don’t think it’s for baseball . So thanks for your help , NOT !
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Well, since you’re not going to college, have you considered taking a position on the library board? The two candidates who got interviewed a couple of days ago basically made fools of themselves, so they need to find someone else.”
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
What’s this like the 4th time Mimi asked her about college??? Can’t she take a hint and move on another player on the team.
James St. John Smythe almost 3 years ago
I wonder if Preston Manning still oversees the Reform School or if has been passed down to Erin O’Toole now?
dadjo almost 3 years ago
The holes in the backstop, the talking center field fence, the Mimster’s incessant babbling about college, the never ending library drama . . . Sheesh, can we get a game in here some time so we can feel good about finishing 2nd in the Valley?
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
Are they still counting the ballots, or what? Vito from Goshen is sending over a couple of friends to make sure the right guy wins.
twainreader almost 3 years ago
Oh Boy, it’s a future roll reversal! Corina goes to college and Peter Lawford has to tutor her in French so she can play in the big game.
twainreader almost 3 years ago
I just used my MOP decoder ring. The correct answer to "how’s your grades?’ is "I have 34 Bs.
david.reichert almost 3 years ago
For a true happy conclusion that keeps the girlfriend and the library, they must share the job.
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
“…how’s your grades?…”….such BS Rubin….as the head coach, she needs to know every players academic status for them to remain eligible to play anyway, so if she doesn’t already know what CK’s grades are, then she should resign
Klubble almost 3 years ago
She must have gotten an A in B!tch 101 in reform school.
Mopman almost 3 years ago
You know Mimi, you’re a teacher at the school. You could have, should have looked into her grades when you first started pursuing these college scholarships. Not waiting until basically the last week of her Senior year to figure it out. And couldn’t you ever talk to her about this outside of practice, when you could actually discuss it in detail? All you need is to buy some of those 2 year old vending machine donuts again and she’ll listen.
And speaking of listening, listen when I tell you that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
mgbbobby almost 3 years ago
Early odds are 5-2 for Zane
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 3 years ago
Funny you should ask. I’m flunking out and so the team will have to forfeit the entire season.