Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 16, 2021

Wacedrah Yilliams That wouldn’t be fun.

May the Lord be with you.

Once time I put eye drops on my nails. Doctors say I shouldn’t have bothered going to the hospital.

I do not know about the bubbles In the head on beer, maybe someday when I have time I will count them.

Luckily I never wore contact lenses between fifth grade and a few years after graduating high school when I was first prescribed glasses (I didn’t feel like wearing glasses then).

Googling tells me that a glass of champagne is about 180 to 300 ml, which coincidentally is about half a pint.

Why did she put it in the second eye?

Oh, for the love of……seriously? Carving masks onto medieval gargoyles?

When did this strip morph into “Believe it, or So What?!?”

Gargoyles are supposed to direct rain water outward, away from the building, thru their mouths. How is this one supposed to work? The designer should have left the nose exposed so it could spew water out like the virus does from the noses of idiots who don’t wear their mask correctly.

From all reports, those bubbles don’t stop anywhere along the way. In one end and out the other.

And that made the news because…

Take care, may fascist paper media owner William Randolph Hearstord be with you, and gesundheit.

Why does beer go through your system faster than water? It doesn’t have to stop to change color.

Dang. After mistaking gorilla glue for hair spray, now this?

Two million bubbles? Wow! How’d they count that?

Ok can someone please tell me how you count bubbles in a glass of beer?

The gargoyle appreciated the mask, having seen many plagues since medieval times.

duh.

That 2 million figure is accurate and has been Supreme Court verified when Chief Justice Roberts asked for a volunteer to count the bubbles.

Just how dumb do you have to be to glue your eye shut?

Is Ms Williams related to the Gorilla Glue lady?

What’s that white sock thing?

That business of updating cathedral gargoyles has led to a major misapprehension by a significant portion of the public. Barcelona’s cathedral added a space-walking astronaut during an update/repair, and now there is a segment of the public who takes it as proof of ancient aliens. “See? This medieval cathedral has this gargoyle …”

Wonder who counted those bubbles? Would the typical bar patron, after consuming a few, be able to count that high? What if they were off by, say, five?

My eyes hurt just reading about Yacedrah

and I’d like to see just exactly you count bubbles in foam.

Or…Ms. Williams my need reading glasses!

“The masked figure reminds us that the history of St Albans stretches forwards as well as backwards, and pilgrims will be able to mark the latest chapter in the history of this cathedral alongside Amphibalus and Alban, who were there at the very beginning.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-57023017

i want to know, who counted the bubbles? and is it exactly twice or approximately twice?

What a dangerous mixup! But, just curious, how does one pronounce “Yacedrah?” And what does it mean?

You can’t believe how many beers he had to drink to count them all…