F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 10, 2021

As long as you are not “yellow snow”, it’ll be fine!

Then it’s a warm color.

I’m gonna just semigloss over the biting social commentary of the cartoon.

With a dash of white trash.

Eggshell

It’ll be the chalk of the town but no one will ever snow.

This reminds me of a gag on a 70’s sitcom, “Good Times”, where painters were hired to paint the Evans’ apartment:

Painter: OK, you have a choice of colors. White, and Off-White.

Florida: How “off” is the Off-White?

Painter: Green.

It will probably look more like “Pale Cloud” when it dries.

Actually, the colorist made you more “Glacial algae”.

I find the names of paint colors and prescription drugs quite amusing.

I think you are “off your rocker” Dude !

Egshell

I must be “white blind”. They are look like “Ineffable White” to me.

Trying to decide paint color for my first home. Told the paint store guy that I couldn’t make up my mind and would just go with white. He laughed, opened the catalog, and showed me a couple of pages of “white”

At least you’re not a peed snow…

Game show idea. Name That Off White!

I’m sure there is a name for it – ask Sherwin Williams.

This should have used women as characters. Men are incapable of seeing more than 8 or 9 colors.

The manufacturer call my car silver, I call it Winter sky grey.