Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 06, 2021

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Having been the parent of a kid who got — and lost — a balloon. And really hated that, I have long ago solved the problem: First try: Tied a loop in the string, and used it to lasso Kid’s wrist. Which he promptly undid and then — you guessed it — let go. Final solution: Tied the cord to a lug nut. Double knotted and TIGHT. Works great.

    Bonus:

    If you have never done this, you should immediately go out in your motor vehicle and buy a helium balloon. Tie it in the passenger seat so it’s visible from the driver’s seat. Note which way it leans as you accelerate, decelerate or go around a corner. It’s logical once you figure it out, but it sure LOOKS weird!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    and now you know…the rest of the story.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Aha. Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected.

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    Ratkin  almost 3 years ago

    An alien and a weather balloon! The skeptics and the believers are both right!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This one might not be so confusing – it’s shaped like Snoopy

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    RetFor  almost 3 years ago

    It caused quite the stir in Chicago when nine inch nails lost a weather balloon while filming a music video…

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