Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 08, 2021

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    Digital Frog  almost 3 years ago

    It was his way of coming out of his shell

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    Nobody_Important  almost 3 years ago

    Nothing in the actual nursery rhyme says he’s an egg (and it was years ago when I finally heard someone point it out). So I am now wondering how he came to be depicted as an egg.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    And he was so eggcited about it. Sniff! Little did he knows that it would lands him in such eggstremely eggscruciating pain.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    This would imply that he wasn’t just sitting there. Eggcellent!

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    humpty was, after all, cracked…

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    redback  almost 3 years ago

    it was either that or taking yolka classes

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    dwagner200  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve never thought of this before, but what if you cremated Humpty for 3 minutes? Everybody make a toast. Bunch right after the service?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    the yolk was on him

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Apparently, his brain was already scrambled

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Parkour looks brutal on the knees and back. Humpty should have trained first.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 3 years ago

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