Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2021

I’ll be happy to send them all to that beach. I’ll even donate a unit of blood to entice the sharks

The problem is the sharks won’t eat them. Professional courtesy.

What about e-mail spammers?

What about companies buying thousands of houses which makes it difficult for regular people to buy houses?

Don’t forget people in Advertising or Marketing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEOGrkhDp0

Shark does not eat shark.

So far, no attacks, just lots of great whites (mostly) hanging out closer to the beaches than usual.

Isn’t this a bit too early for another G-7/8/9/10/whatever conference?!?

Not closed for Antifa, either. Now we can all root for more hungry sharks.

You forgot Lobbyists , and make sure they wear wetsuits and use short surfboards !

I’d throw a preserver to the hackers, after a long association with hacker culture before that side moved more into the makersphere.

Natures shredder … ;)

I suppose you can still sit on the beach and watch the show … how entertaining.

Isn’t it catfish that eat crap?

Straight out of the Chris Christie playbook.

How about Billionaires who don’t pay their taxes?

Did Wiley just run out of space on the sign? Sure there are many more possibilities listed above in the comments. I was wondering more specifically about why Hackers/QAnon is in one bullet. They seem to be completely distinct.

Next we can have them line up for boxcars.

The beach was already closed, the lawyers were having a convention off-shore.

Hedge fund managers don’t go in the water, they just buy up all the property.

There are some things so disgusting even sharks won’t eat them.

Who knew sharks were bottom feeders.

Wiley should add January 6, 2021 insurrectionists.

Oh, and by the way — no lifeguard on duty.

Dont forget the seedy lawyers/ ambulance chasers…

The list could go on and on. Sad commentary on our society.

The guy’s comment could apply either way. That there are sharks in the water or there are sharks on the beach.

Wait a second here, no lawyers??? Oh, and what do you call a beach front lawyer? A Literal Littoral Litigator!!!

The true definition of a hacker is one who is hired to find the weaknesses of the network. The illegal form is the cracker. Or “since society has never known this, it had been changed to white hat for those that legally hack and black hat for those that illegally hack. (It may have changed again, but I have not heard)

And look, no lifeguard.

It miss lawyers.

Throw them a rope. Both ends.

and slumlords and land developers

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

Not gonna let no goobernut funkschunairy tell me when I can and can’t go swimming, it’s a FREE COUNTRY, DAG NABBIT!

What? Lawyers are getting a pass?

It isn’t murder if they go in voluntarily.

And anti-vaxers don’t forget them -— as well as dumb nurses who sue their hospital for daring to try to protect their lives

There are just thousands of leached that could be added to this party list!

Didn’t Wiley do a strip like this a while back?

Republican politicians?

Mitch McConnell?

I assumed this is a comic strip, not a platform for political hackers. I guess I assumed wrong. Common sense rule: Never assume anything. (Hanlon’s razor, Common Sense Is Neither Common nor Sense)

Lots of axes to grind, see above.

Do we really want to poison the sharks?

…and telephone sanitizers.

Oh come on! Even sharks can be finicky about what or who they eat! You don’t give them enough credit.