Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 16, 2021

Apparently they weren’t protected all that well.

Well protected. So well that they’ll never talk again

Is the “Keep Walking” tombstone next to a cliff?

Looks more like the failed witness protection plan

Burton Cummings Break It To Them Gently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AReU2zUTgs

J Wellington Wimpy would say “Jones is the name. I’m one of the Jones boys.”

The FBI – it is grave business.

Right between Nobody Special and Some Guy You Never Herda.

Looks more like the FAILED witness protection program.

A collection of reporters and investigators of the Clinton’s

“Smith. Yeah, that’s it … Smith”: reminds me of the TV show “Alias Smith and Jones”

I would think that there wouldn’t be a witness protection SECTION.

They would want to have them “blend in” with all of the other residents.

Plus … the “messages” on the tombstones attract attention to them – this is the opposite of what WITSEC tries to do.

Fuhgeddaboudit.

If they faked their deaths, then that’s a good plan.

Or a mob garden and Jimmy Hoffa is under one of those.

It’s the wish list for those who were jailed because of what a witness reported.

probable the failed section. :D

Nah, it’s the Trump family, 50 years or so down the line.

Maybe the ‘’wise guys’’ area?

Whooooo are you? Who? Who? Who, who? I really want to know…

Next to the graves of the Witless Protection people.

Sad but true.

“Who do you THINK is in this grave!?”

Today’s strip made me think of Genghis Khan – “Legend has it that upon his death in 1227, the Great Khan’s soldiers honored his request to keep his gravesite a secret by butchering anyone who saw his funeral procession. They then ensured their own silence by killing themselves.”

“Puddin’ Tame, Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same…”

You don’t see nothin’.

It’s the Missing Persons Section. As well as the Serial Killer dumping section.

Here’s a question for the New Yorkers: on two or three visits to your fair city, I have seen an old school bus painted in four foot letters – WITNESS PROTECTION; and the people inside were clearly visible.