It’s a quiet night in the bar… just a few regulars sitting around, the bartender polishing some glasses. But then he looks up to see a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into the bar! He comes around from behind the bar and holds his hands out and says “OK, hold it you guys. This looks like the start of one of those ‘walks into a bar jokes’ and frankly, we’ve just heard too many of those lately. We’ve had it up to here with them, we just can’t take it anymore! I’m sorry, with you three being men of the cloth and all, but you guys are going to have to leave.” Well, they don’t want to cause any trouble, being men of the cloth and all, so they turn to go. But just as they are walking out, here comes a chicken, walking into the bar! The bartender does a face palm, “not another one!”. So he looks down at the chicken and says, “now listen pal, I’m going to tell you the same thing I just told those guys… no more bar jokes! We can’t take it anymore! As a matter of fact, new policy, chickens are not allowed in this bar!”. The chicken is disappointed, so it asks “Well, is there someplace around here that does allow chickens?” The bartender points and says “Yeah… it’s across the road!”.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
amusing
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
I thought it would be a joke about OU vs OSU…Ducks and Beaver!
deojaideep aka Courage almost 3 years ago
I don’t get it! I think I am not a bird brain!
dwane.scoty1 almost 3 years ago
Ha! Flew de coop! My post o’ 6/17!
pcolli almost 3 years ago
A priest, an Irishman, a clown & a horse walk into a bar… the barman says “&@%$$£, is it Thursday already”
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Do all of his jokes have the same punch line?
Are all of the jokes on those (objects/people) below?
Do all of his jokes land on their intended target (audience)?
Breadboard almost 3 years ago
Norton Bomb Sight …..
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 3 years ago
I never understood pigeon humor
Mighty Phavahg almost 3 years ago
“There once was a duck from Nantucket ……”
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh crap?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It would be funny if it were on the windshield.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Good shot…..
anomalous4 almost 3 years ago
Should’ve gone for the open sunroof on the car that just went down the street!
Natarose almost 3 years ago
Another bulls eye shot by a bird today. Nice aim.
comics guy 47 over 1 year ago
It’s a quiet night in the bar… just a few regulars sitting around, the bartender polishing some glasses. But then he looks up to see a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into the bar! He comes around from behind the bar and holds his hands out and says “OK, hold it you guys. This looks like the start of one of those ‘walks into a bar jokes’ and frankly, we’ve just heard too many of those lately. We’ve had it up to here with them, we just can’t take it anymore! I’m sorry, with you three being men of the cloth and all, but you guys are going to have to leave.” Well, they don’t want to cause any trouble, being men of the cloth and all, so they turn to go. But just as they are walking out, here comes a chicken, walking into the bar! The bartender does a face palm, “not another one!”. So he looks down at the chicken and says, “now listen pal, I’m going to tell you the same thing I just told those guys… no more bar jokes! We can’t take it anymore! As a matter of fact, new policy, chickens are not allowed in this bar!”. The chicken is disappointed, so it asks “Well, is there someplace around here that does allow chickens?” The bartender points and says “Yeah… it’s across the road!”.