FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 22, 2021

does Eugene himself even have any friends?

Poor guy.

Jason – still oblivious.

There’s a lot of the, “If I can’t have it, neither can you” syndrome going around lately.

who cares, mug the creep.

Wait! The boys didn’t want to be friends with the girls in the first place.

Ah Eugene, you’re just jealous.

Cutesy, maybe, but wutesy?

Why do I imagine Eugene sounding a bit like Eddie Deezen?

No. That’s why he is such a grump. And being a grump drives away potential friends.

Nanosecond? Picosecond? Jeez, Eugene is a geek.

“a punishment occurs to me”…hmm, duct-taped to a chair and made to listen to “This is the Song that Never Ends”?

Have I missed something? I have the impression that the girls had fun, but not so much Jason and Marcus.

Probably 2 MAC and PC