F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 31, 2021

Disturbingly specific.

What does his health care and retirement plan look like?

Groucho went her one better clear back in 1935….

Otis B. Driftwood : That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.

Mrs. Claypool : Really?

Otis B. Driftwood : Of course, that’s why I’m sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? If she figures that one out, she’s good.

She doesn’t have anyone specific in mind, does she?

Well, at least she picked the right season to fall for the pool supply guy

Coded message coming through.

Hinting for a present?

And yet you are having coffee with him……

Well that’s oddly specific…

Love Stinks!

Wait till she finds out he’s Gay and she’s definitely not his type.

Time to say good bye and leave.

Don’t tell her about your multitude of bank accounts, until one of you is walking out the door.

…that are 6’1 1/2", that have blonde hair, blue eyes and drive a 2019, dark silver Buick’and will be 27 on Aug,2nd……but I’m not picky beyond that.

Eeewwww.

Is that the ‘Brett’ that’s married to those two girls out at the cult camp?