Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 31, 2021

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago

    Because you’re a thug, Doug.

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe you have the “flew”.

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    Ratkin  almost 3 years ago

    You need to explore your feelers.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He asks the question, and I just shrug.

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    Kaputnik  almost 3 years ago

    Well, to be fair, the old saying says “snug as a bug in a rug”. It doesn’t say how snug that actually is, just that certain people can experience the same degree of snugness.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He’s just one of the reasons we don’t have any carpets in our home but he’s a BIG reason.

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    Find some shag carpeting and quit bugging me!

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    mokspr Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s because you’re not as big a louse as everyone says you are.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Because you need to be one with the rug.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Because it’s RUGged?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 3 years ago

    Shag carpet is pretty passé.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe your mother didn’t give you enough attention after you hatched.

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