Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 28, 2021

And he may leave a prince, er prints as evidence.

Well, how about that — once again, John, you’ve built a silk purse out of…well, you know.

Good one!

Who thinks Meghan Markle might have heard similar advice?

Hhhmmmm…..He doesn’t look like Jack Kirby to me….

Cue the Megadeth song “Kill the king”.

Elvis is dead, John.

With Micheal Jackson, you might not know what he is going to do in his wonderland retreat. (Wonder whatever happen to it?)

Royal Privilege ?

“…by a penis the size of this pencil”

But she will get the chance to cry on TV shows about it.

Just ask Wallis Simpson Windsor (in more ways than one).

try to feign interest when he offers to show you his royal decree…

I think that’s kind of what she’s counting on. There is a long and glorious history of women who were famous because they were Royally screwed.

As long as she gets the family jewels she doesn’t care….

Doesn’t matter….”You and me baby…ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.” The Bloodhound Gang

Yeah, be careful of that Prince Andrew guy.

“I’m COUNTING on it, doctor!”

“You’re husbands fine. But I’ll need to take YOUR temperature – with this rectal thermometer.”

“So, put on your best act. Try method acting for your orgasmic role. We can rehearse now if you want.”

And, ‘on the throne’, no less!

Something, something, Royal Scepter, something,…

“Take it from me… I’ve been there.”

“Don’t look so suprised. C’mon it was just a joke!”

And he’ll go on a TV interview to blame it all on his family…

“But be careful, he’s very kinky.”

“You mean ‘Kingly’?”

“Nope.”

The only time that could be a good thing.

Diana should have seen this before her marriage to Prince Charles

“But thank your lucky stars for Noblesse Oblige; he HAS to use condoms”…

Ruler have 12 inches.

What is that sparkly thing on her noggin?

“…always have been.”