Rob Rogers for May 21, 2021

I must have missed something?

We’ll never know if those “tourists” at the capitol were Rump supporters because no one took a poll.

Some really good art on this subject today.

Now if NASA can only figure out how to use just a little of the energy in the bouncing GQP reality checks, getting to Proxima Centauri would be a snap.

Have the already changed the school history textbooks in Texas ?

The first panel might also be dated August 24, 1814.

You forgot Sep 11 2001 when TOURISTS decided to take over piloting duties in airplanes…. The GOP was not as forgiving then,

I hear the Jan 6 group all arrived in SHORT BUSES!

Good things was most of the Tourists were White. Otherwise, none of them would come out the Capitol alive.

Seriously…is it possible for the leadership of the GQP to be more pathetic and deluded??

Wait… I shouldn’t ask that, because they sure as hell will TRY!!!!

Brilliant, sir!

And now Trump is upset with the ones that are backing the hearings. Anyone that says boo to him gets on a $h!#li$# with him.

I’m not sure anyone could have made up such a preposterous scenario. Fantasy “trumps” truth, which will set us all free! EEEgads!

Of course, the GQP doesn’t want a commission to investigate as many will be found complicit and that could hurt them in 2022 and 2024 as their sheeple may wake up to see how deceptively and immorally incompetent they truly are…

You know how, if you’re a tourist and somebody says “bienvenu” to you, you can whip out your French-to-English dictionary and look up that it means “welcome”? Well, it’s the same deal with right-wing phraseology: It’s a language all its own. So, in an effort to promote better communication in American politics, here’s a start on a handy right-winger-to-normal-English dictionary:

fake news = honest reporting

enemy of the people = free press

alternative facts = lies

tort reform = corporate protection bill

tax relief = billionaire enhancement program

right to work = kill unions

healthy forests initiative = chop down more trees

clear skies act = no more birds

patriot act = civil liberties farewell tour

patriot = vigilante

dangerous criminal element = young Black men

cost-effective corrections = for-profit prisons

enhanced interrogation techniques = torture

judicial activists = judges who’ve read the Constitution

secure elections = voter suppression

election integrity = preventing Blacks, Latinos, poor people, and students from voting

chain migration = family reunification

invaders = asylum seekers

rapists and murderers = Mexicans

security threats = Canadians

decisive leaders = authoritarian dictators

support our troops = more money for military contractors

socialism = Satanism

good people = racists and fascists

abstinence education = sexual ignorance

no child left behind = standardized testing for all

Satanic mind-rotting plot = evolution

just some egghead’s opinion = science

religious liberty = Christian fundamentalism for all

values voters = shameless self-righteous hypocrites

clean coal = dirty coal

(to be continued)

 (continuation)

world’s greatest hoax = climate change

that which may not be spoken = climate change

[obscenity redacted] = climate change

health-care system = health-insurance jungle

health-care plan = don’t get sick, or die quickly

Stalinism = Obamacare

Benghazi = Pearl Harbor

terrorists = pro-justice demonstrators

Black Lives Matter = Proud Boys

Antifa = QAnon

tourists = insurrectionist mob

people = corporations

speech = money

peace = war

slavery = freedom

strength = ignorance

This list is still under construction. Additions welcome.

GQPs are still sure that the British attacked airports during the Revolutionary War…

Its up to the American people to vote the anti democracy dictator loving big lie republicans out of office.

Let’s face it: the mob of traitors who stormed the Capitol at the urging of the head traitor, Trump, did it just a few MONTHS ago. If it had happened a century ago, and there happened to be extant, let’s say 10% of the video that we have now, even THEN only imbeciles and lunatics would NOT know that it was a violent insurrection.

I saw Rob Halford’s Insurrection Tour when he played the Cow Palace back in 2000. The medley of “Into the Pit/Running Wild/Breaking the Law” was electrifying.

The next tour, THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

’We’re walking’ alright. Killer zombies full of Trumpade.

Their wouldn’t have been an insurrection if Trump had been able to legally throw out millions of democrat votes with unsubstantiated claims of voter fraud. Luckily republicans are passing laws across the country to make that perfectly legal. Thanks Manchin and Sinema for handing our country over to the neo-fascist republican party.

The QOP needs to stop ingesting hallucinogens.

One of Rob Rogers best illustrations!