Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 03, 2021

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Cute one, Frazz.

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    A wise teacher would ask Did you bring enough hammocks for everybody?

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    Sanspareil  almost 3 years ago

    A sling and hammock of outrageous fortune if the store did not take returns!!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    It’s nice that Caulfield wants to make his a home out of (his time at) school. It’s also nice that he is told “No” in a loving way by Frazz.

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Frazz nailed it. As in sauce for the goose = sauce for the gander?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Caulfield isn’t usually this delusional

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    cervelo  almost 3 years ago

    Since the advent of big box stores (that take almost anything back, in any condition) and computerized sales records, most businesses have had to relax their return policy. I don’t know of many places where a missing receipt is an absolute deal breaker.

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    calliarcale  almost 3 years ago

    My daughter’s elementary school special ed classroom had a hammock and a swing for sensory breaks. I think they should make that sort of thing more widely available even to the mainstream kids; I could see a lot of kids benefiting.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 3 years ago

    he should have contacted the school about making it a fundraiser… $1 for 15 mins of relaxation between summer school classes / sports training.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Any who said life was fair was either running a scam or had already been conned.

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    patmobley  almost 3 years ago

    Two normals walked into a bar. . . . .

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    First time Caulfield has ever heard the word “no” – from Frazz

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    Jef Mallett’s Blog Posts

    Frazz 16 hrs. · To draw a comic strip or to be somewhat old (now, there’s a fairly circular Venn diagram these days) is to all too frequently trade in anachronisms. Which I’m surprisingly fine with. Today’s anachronism, of course, is that you hardly need to keep a receipt anymore, as any decent business will have a record of the sale, what you paid, how you paid it, and (this is admittedly wishful thinking but a very good idea) whether or not you were nice to the sales staff.

    But it gets the point across.

    Now, an 8-year-old who can spring for a hammock on impulse is just as ridiculous, but it’s not an anachronism. Again, as long as it gets the point across, I’m fine with it.

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    Thehag  almost 3 years ago

    “Reality thinks fairness is hilarious” —Carolyn Hax

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    Lambutts  almost 3 years ago

    A dedicated educator would ask: “Why did you bring your hammock to school?”

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