Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 23, 2021

There are all kinds of addictions.

What are henchmen for!

…Oh, and drive carefully.

Gary’s thinking of buying a new house without a basement and demon about now!

What are phones for?

Well Leopold is factually correct.

Although Leo does exploit Gary’s low self esteem, he is incomparable when it comes to home security.

Poor Leo, so difficult – like cold turkey.

Well played, Leopold! I’m sure the exercise was good for you.

And Gary needed to hear that too. Is he off to a Reform Vampires Convention? —A totally harmless thing, if you can bear all the fat, balding losers….

Also, make sure you take your sun screen…..

There’s a reason I read the comments here.

Old Gary would have clawed off Leopold’s face and sewn it to his butt.