Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 25, 2021

Too many “motor” mouths.

I’m pretty sure that Siri can be turned off.

I don’t needs no dumb algorithm to tell me the directions. Just gimme a good map and I’ll find my own way.

Just love it while concentrating on driving and the missus shouts "look at that there _______ " which is off to the right or left and just passed!

aww you hurt Siri’s feelings

I prefer roadmaps, thanks!

Then she gets even by getting stuck in “turn around when possible” mode…

The last time I threatened to turn-off Siri, she wouldn’t let me back in the air lock and I had to hitch a ride on a Chinese spaceship to get back to Earth.

But she may lead astray.

He’s not really mad. He’s just having a good time yelling at the only female in his life who he can tell off when she tells him where to go.