P1 GAAAH! What a hideous visual to start the day, dude has the look on his face of a cannibal, not some pie eating Milford bumpkin
P2 no, but I can stick this fork in your eye, take pictures and post them on social media
P3 whatever (Irrat)Abel dear…(Mrs. Burrito thought bubble – just take the stick out of your a$$ and get out of here so I can finish my profile update on MlLFs of Milford)
P1: Unfortunately, both you and your favorite shirt ARE replaceable. This guy is right out of Central Casting. Can’t wait to see if Katy will attend Rocky VI. “Come Here Boy”
P1 & P2- Herk the Mauler makes his triumphant return. Interviews? I think not. Want to sell tickets? Put some cabbage in the library coffers? Wrestling match featuring The Flying Burrito vs. Milford baseball’s Gas Can.
Wait – I thought Zane and Abe were “candidates” for the library board, in that they were running for an office. But today we learn that this isn’t even an actual election? We’ve had all this build up for, and were meant to get all excited about and emotionally involved in, just a job interview? I feel so… used.
Abe calling his bookie to put another couple more dimes on himself as winner. On the phone he’s telling Vito from Goshen this looks like easy money. “That boy Clark may not be a good public speaker when his jaw is wired shut, due to recent dental issues.”
Oh, Lord, Mr. Reality was right yesterday – so many violations of the OMA have occurred in 3-4 strips. The library could be shut down before the public meeting.
Today’s Unsolved Mystery: If “to the victor go the spoils.” Just what are the spoils in a Library Board seat? In the words of the Bard – “there’s something rotten in the state of Denmark”…OK, maybe not rotten, but is it spoiled? and, is it related to the Library?
I don’t trust Ed Asner, or Gavin MacLeod, or whoever he is. Anyone that dips his pie in syrup must be evil. And speaking of pie, reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp is easy as pie. Just go here:
Ravenswing almost 3 years ago
Well, no kidding. Granted, in my neck of the woods it’s an elected town office, so in my case the interview was in the local paper.
Klubble almost 3 years ago
Today’s guest star: Ed Asner.
Klubble almost 3 years ago
P1: Great table manners; leave dripping gunk off the food before you stick it in your pie hole, literally. Maybe it’s already dripped on his shirt.
Klubble almost 3 years ago
P2: But what we could do is stick this fork in your eye for such a stupid comment.
Klubble almost 3 years ago
P3: Brito makes sure his mustache is ready for the meeting by checking in his hand mirror.
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P1 GAAAH! What a hideous visual to start the day, dude has the look on his face of a cannibal, not some pie eating Milford bumpkin
P2 no, but I can stick this fork in your eye, take pictures and post them on social media
P3 whatever (Irrat)Abel dear…(Mrs. Burrito thought bubble – just take the stick out of your a$$ and get out of here so I can finish my profile update on MlLFs of Milford)
Bucky almost 3 years ago
BurritoMan about to go nuclear!!!
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
Oh no Abe , our Witness Protection Program handler said to keep a low profile here in Milford . Frankly my dear,in all reality , I don’t give a damn !
Charks almost 3 years ago
P1: Unfortunately, both you and your favorite shirt ARE replaceable. This guy is right out of Central Casting. Can’t wait to see if Katy will attend Rocky VI. “Come Here Boy”
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
P1 & P2- Herk the Mauler makes his triumphant return. Interviews? I think not. Want to sell tickets? Put some cabbage in the library coffers? Wrestling match featuring The Flying Burrito vs. Milford baseball’s Gas Can.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wait – I thought Zane and Abe were “candidates” for the library board, in that they were running for an office. But today we learn that this isn’t even an actual election? We’ve had all this build up for, and were meant to get all excited about and emotionally involved in, just a job interview? I feel so… used.
ranelson43 almost 3 years ago
Daughter’s boyfriend. Zane. Over for dinner. Alas, just the Clark boy.
artegal almost 3 years ago
I can’t wait to see how many people show up for a public meeting of the library board.
The Pro from Dover almost 3 years ago
That Clark boy!
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 3: "…the Clark boy just posted a picture of me and Saddam Hussein on Twitter
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 3 years ago
Oohh—looks as though Brito will be unAbel to qualify for the finals in a two-man race!
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P1/P2 is Rubin’s tribute to Gavin McLeod
TheBrownStarfish almost 3 years ago
P1, Alan Funt makes a guest appearance today. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
P2, Did he bite the end off of that fork? That pie must be really good.
P3, Better than a public hanging (Un)Able. Although it might be both for you.
James St. John Smythe almost 3 years ago
Too bad I’m 8 hours too late for the Lou Grant reference. P2: Marty’s on the board or is it some other evil character with facial hair?
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Milford prison shot in P1
dadjo almost 3 years ago
The suspense is just killing me . . .
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
Abe calling his bookie to put another couple more dimes on himself as winner. On the phone he’s telling Vito from Goshen this looks like easy money. “That boy Clark may not be a good public speaker when his jaw is wired shut, due to recent dental issues.”
boogpowell10 almost 3 years ago
Oh, Lord, Mr. Reality was right yesterday – so many violations of the OMA have occurred in 3-4 strips. The library could be shut down before the public meeting.
Need coffee almost 3 years ago
Butter knives: demonstrated to be dangerous
https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2021/06/02
It doesn’t have anything to do with the current storyline, but we may as well get a laugh somewhere.
twainreader almost 3 years ago
Today’s Unsolved Mystery: If “to the victor go the spoils.” Just what are the spoils in a Library Board seat? In the words of the Bard – “there’s something rotten in the state of Denmark”…OK, maybe not rotten, but is it spoiled? and, is it related to the Library?
Mopman almost 3 years ago
I don’t trust Ed Asner, or Gavin MacLeod, or whoever he is. Anyone that dips his pie in syrup must be evil. And speaking of pie, reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp is easy as pie. Just go here:
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/