Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 14, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    Not only does it have to be quick, it has to be dry. You can’t have a slobbering wet peck.

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    dadthedawg  almost 3 years ago

    That Hobbes knows a lot of stuff…..

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    if you paid more attention in school, Calvin, you’d know what a peck is

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    codycab  almost 3 years ago

    I can’t believe he made it passed kindergarten.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “What’s a peck?”

    “An actor”

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Huh. Weight, huh? I get a real charge out of that. So, how many volts to a bushel?

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    DorothyGlenn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    My mom always said she loved us a bushel and a peck, so maybe she knew….lol. I think she said was a song or a poem?

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    Marblemouth  almost 3 years ago

    NO! They are measurements of capacity.

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 3 years ago

    Pickled Peppers any one?

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    JoanHelen  almost 3 years ago

    A bushel is an old-fashioned measure.

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    I always think of Claudine Longet singing “A Bushel and a Peck”.

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    chuckcork1  almost 3 years ago

    If that is the kind of mathematics they were teaching around the time of this cartoon, then it’s no wonder the USA has fallen behind.

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    VegaAlopex  almost 3 years ago

    Still using the archaic system? We’re still riding with Timmy Martin on the way to school and reciting the whole mess? Try the metric system, to which we were supposed to convert in 1976.

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    jvo  almost 3 years ago

    To which industry did convert, but the public did not, you guys still have pennies lol, that says a lot about you.

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    DaveG1960  almost 3 years ago

    And we all know who Hobbes is thinking of in panel three…

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    dcdete.  almost 3 years ago

    Thank heavens for a peck. I don’t think that Peter Piper picking a quarter bushel of pickled peppers has the same ring to it.

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    flyertom  almost 3 years ago

    I’m afraid that the definition of bushel is incorrect.

    A bushel is a unit of volume, not weight.

    A bushel of corn weighs 56 pounds, whereas, a bushel of cranberries weighs 33 pounds.

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    ComicGent  almost 3 years ago

    My Grandfather used to say, “You’ve got to eat a peck of dirt before you die.”

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    rentier  almost 3 years ago

    But Hobbes understands something from smooch!!

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    AlanM  almost 3 years ago

    Peck, unit of capacity in the U.S. Customary and the British Imperial Systems of measurement. In the United States the peck is used only for dry measure and is equal to 8 dry quarts, or 537.6 cubic inches (8.810 litres).

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    That or a stroke or bite by a bird with its beak…

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    DonPoole  almost 3 years ago

    I believe a bushel is 3 pecks, not 4. But I didn’t google it, so….

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    Investtillitsgone  almost 3 years ago

    Measure of column not weight.

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    Wren Fahel  almost 3 years ago

    I saw this on Facebook yesterday. Be warned: you WILL need a handkerchief! https://pcurmblog.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-saddest-calvin-hobbes-story-you.html?showComment=1623627755061#c7467629403850042448

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    Who, me?  almost 3 years ago

    Woodpeckers still peck at trees.

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    dwdl21  almost 3 years ago

    Neither do I my friend, neither do I…lol

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    mwest  almost 3 years ago

    Unit of volume, not weight. Sorry – just had to pick that nit…

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    leespear Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Calvin’s math book gets one thing wrong, though: it’s a measure of volume, not weight. Calvin’s conclusion is spot on, either way.

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    dv1093  almost 3 years ago

    Kudos to everyone who quickly pointed out that a bushel and peck are measures of volume, not weight. Reminds me of that standard 6th grade teacher joke: “Class, which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?”

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    snuster1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Volume?

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    JudyHendrickson  almost 3 years ago

    What does peck mean anyway???

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    david_42  almost 3 years ago

    “I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a rope around your neck… " I think that’s how it went.

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    assrdood  almost 3 years ago

    I love you a bushel and a peck, a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck…..Get down tonight…..Oh wait….I think I wixed up my murds.

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    gingerspike88 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Hobbs wants Susie’s help with math homework …

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    mattro65  almost 3 years ago

    I wish the US would join the modern world and adopt the metric system.

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    charlieh  almost 3 years ago

    A unit of volume, not weight

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    Gen.Flashman  almost 3 years ago

    Just a couple of months ago Calvin did not understand 5+3, now bushel and pecks conversion?

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    kab2rb  almost 3 years ago

    I never like those math problems either. Yet I heard of love a bushel and a peck, which is a lot of love.

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    ItisreallyaSecret  almost 3 years ago

    A peck is a measure of volume, not weight. One peck equals two dry gallons.

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    COL Crash  almost 3 years ago

    I always thought a Bushel was a Volumetric measure.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    I think it’s English that’s the problem.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    I love you a bushel and a peck

    A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck

    A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap

    A barrel and a heap and I’m talkin’ in my sleep

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    txmystic  almost 3 years ago

    If Hobbes is right, one would think there might be more mathematicians…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    So how much is a smooch?

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    stamps  almost 3 years ago

    Actually, a peck (or bushel) is a unit of capacity, not weight. 554.84 cubic inches dry (8 quarts liquid).

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 3 years ago

    I am with Calvin on this.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Hobbes’ knowledge of math is a little sus-peck-t…

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    Nick Danger  almost 3 years ago

    Actually, I think a bushel is a unit of volume

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 3 years ago

    Neither the stuffed feline sitting next to you.

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    catowne  almost 3 years ago

    A bushel is not weight it’s volume.

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    Ammo is on a break Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Throw in a Hogshead or a Rod & Furlong and you have even more of a Mess.

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    blschumann Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I remember this particular comic about the peck and Calvin’s total confusion from its first publication and still find it funny.

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    bloodykate  almost 3 years ago

    I’m LOLing!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    Hobbes could have given a much worse answer.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    I once saw five peccaries in the wild and called them a bushel and a peccary.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Since Hobbes advocates the use of invisible numbers, would there be invisible bushels and pecks to consider here?!

    Think CAREFULLY, Calvin!!

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    north1coast.  almost 3 years ago

    When my family was in Maine we bought a peck of clams at the local pound.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Time to go metric.

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    Guess05  almost 3 years ago

    My all-time favorite Calvin and Hobbes strip.

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    StevePappas  almost 3 years ago

    Smooch. Hilarious!

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    scatrshot  almost 3 years ago

    A bushel is a unit of volume. No wonder Calvin thinks that he doesn’t understand math. :-)

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    Fibbermcgee Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    In case you didn’t know Bloom County pops up on Facebook these days. It now has a guest appearance from Hobbes the tiger and he has now pounced.

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    dadthedawg  almost 3 years ago

    5 out of 4 people…..struggle with math.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    I never really learned what bushels and pecks were for measuring when I was kid. Back when this strip first appeared, they were trying to get us to learn the metric system, not these arcane units of measure.

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    schoonie  almost 3 years ago

    I love you a bushel and a peck/ a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck/ a bushel and a peck and a barrel and a heap/ a barrel and a heap and talking in my sleep, about you …..

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    rick92040  almost 3 years ago

    Join the club. It costs .50+.25 to join

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    JSTORM85 1.0 (real)  almost 3 years ago

    no, no, it is your abs

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    The PapaEaster  almost 3 years ago

    These are actually the older comics

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