Our dear young Moe is the very exemplar of the thoroughly modern notions of testosterone poisoning and toxic masculinity. I’ll bet most of the girls just love him!
Our kid was about 3 going to daycare. Always dressed as a little rag-a-muffin. Holes in the knees and elbows. Tops and bottoms didn’t match. One morning he comes bouncing down the stairs dressed in his finest outfit. Mom asked him why he’s all dressed up. His reply: “We’re recruiting kids for our gang today”
Just remember Calvin, you can get him back at PE when Coach Lockjaw has you play a round or two of dodgeball (or murderball as it’s known in some circles). ;D
I remember in my junior year in high school there were a couple of seniors running around with small mustaches. I always thoughtit was pretty gross and I never really liked any of those dudes then or since.
My son went to a rather small high school and was on the football team. The school had a reputation for education, not football.
On the other hand, the school over in the next county was known for its football team. Parents would claim other relatives’ addresses so their sons could go to this school and play football.
The average graduation age in my son’s school was about 18.5 years and my son was even younger than that. So at age 17 he was playing against 20-year-olds from the other school.
The joke was that the roster on the other team was decided on who could make bail for the game. At half time, while our team was in the locker room, they turned theirs loose to graze on the field.
Yet, my son’s school did defeat them one of the years he was there.
Is it just me but I think Moe has a Moe (Three Stooges) Howard haircut. Coincidence? Except that this Moe is wearing it sideways in panel 2 whereas Moe Howard brushed it over his forehead.
you cant say you are a fan of Calvin and Hobbes if you have not seen this: https://www.google.com/search?q=hobbes+and+bacon&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjG3Ofroo3xAhXHl-AKHTTcC4wQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=hobbes+and+bacon&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzICCAAyAggAMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgYIABAFEB4yBggAEAUQHjIECAAQGDIECAAQGDIECAAQGDoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAeUKzgA1iP9gNgu_gDaABwAHgAgAGCAYgB4giSAQQxMy4xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=GCHCYMbwBcevgge0uK_gCA&rlz=1CATAVM_enUS945&safe=active&ssui=on
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Ten years in the first grade will do that.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 3 years ago
As well as bold lowercase text in the comics.
codycab almost 3 years ago
Next time, throw the ball and run.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Moe’s debut, right?
dadthedawg almost 3 years ago
Do it right and pretty soon…..there ain’t no Moe.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He shaves because is a monkey.
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sure, Moe…..right below your belt.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
One of the all time classics…
Alexander the Good Enough almost 3 years ago
Our dear young Moe is the very exemplar of the thoroughly modern notions of testosterone poisoning and toxic masculinity. I’ll bet most of the girls just love him!
EasternWoods almost 3 years ago
Moe reminds me a bit of my son.
Our kid was about 3 going to daycare. Always dressed as a little rag-a-muffin. Holes in the knees and elbows. Tops and bottoms didn’t match. One morning he comes bouncing down the stairs dressed in his finest outfit. Mom asked him why he’s all dressed up. His reply: “We’re recruiting kids for our gang today”
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
Just remember Calvin, you can get him back at PE when Coach Lockjaw has you play a round or two of dodgeball (or murderball as it’s known in some circles). ;D
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I remember in my junior year in high school there were a couple of seniors running around with small mustaches. I always thoughtit was pretty gross and I never really liked any of those dudes then or since.
rentier almost 3 years ago
Rude violence shall not win!!
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You had a pretty close shave yourself!
djtenltd almost 3 years ago
Where’s Hobbs when he needs him?
dflak almost 3 years ago
My son went to a rather small high school and was on the football team. The school had a reputation for education, not football.
On the other hand, the school over in the next county was known for its football team. Parents would claim other relatives’ addresses so their sons could go to this school and play football.
The average graduation age in my son’s school was about 18.5 years and my son was even younger than that. So at age 17 he was playing against 20-year-olds from the other school.
The joke was that the roster on the other team was decided on who could make bail for the game. At half time, while our team was in the locker room, they turned theirs loose to graze on the field.
Yet, my son’s school did defeat them one of the years he was there.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago
or a unibrow!
Redd Panda almost 3 years ago
I refuse to comment on a strip that’s 20 years old.
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
Is it just me but I think Moe has a Moe (Three Stooges) Howard haircut. Coincidence? Except that this Moe is wearing it sideways in panel 2 whereas Moe Howard brushed it over his forehead.
WestNYC Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Moe eventually ended up in the state penitentiary for a long stint. At the end he died alone and penniless.
kazoo the magnifacent almost 3 years ago
yes calvin but you have before
KreekCraft almost 3 years ago
Lol. He shaves his hair.
Michael G. almost 3 years ago
“Shoot ’im in the back!” – Uncle Fester, expert duelist
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
If he shaves, he’s not six.
swanridge almost 3 years ago
Moe has a future in politics, probably in Texas.
Kayxlmao almost 3 years ago
you cant say you are a fan of Calvin and Hobbes if you have not seen this: https://www.google.com/search?q=hobbes+and+bacon&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjG3Ofroo3xAhXHl-AKHTTcC4wQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=hobbes+and+bacon&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzICCAAyAggAMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgYIABAFEB4yBggAEAUQHjIECAAQGDIECAAQGDIECAAQGDoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAeUKzgA1iP9gNgu_gDaABwAHgAgAGCAYgB4giSAQQxMy4xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=GCHCYMbwBcevgge0uK_gCA&rlz=1CATAVM_enUS945&safe=active&ssui=on
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 3 years ago
Moe: Every kids worse nightmare.
DanWolfie almost 3 years ago
Moe’s debut!
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
I went to ten different schools before college. In more than half of them, I met the bully right away. The new kid always gets to meet the bully.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
“Never argue with a six year old, who shaves…and carries a razor.”
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s why I always brought my lunch and told the bullies it was liver and onion sandwiches with celery sticks on the side.
KEA almost 3 years ago
advice right up there with “let the wookiee win”
Jogger2 almost 3 years ago
I was under the impression that Moe was older because he couldn’t pass 1st grade.
toasted [the champion of huzzah] almost 3 years ago
I can tell he shaves. He doesn’t have any facial hair.
phoenixnyc almost 3 years ago
I dunno, Susie could probably take Moe.
PaulLeckner almost 3 years ago
Now, resurrecting playground trauma of our childhood years.
christopher.w.owen almost 3 years ago
Calvin, just bash him in the head with a big rock, he won’t bug you anymore.