Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 17, 2021

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    SkyFisher  almost 3 years ago

    Is a Discman like a Walkman? Just asking for a friend.

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    LOLBeth  almost 3 years ago

    I taunt you with my tantalizing tauntaun tontine!

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    And then, he starts playing with the Tauntaun… Nearby, a taunting ghost laugh…

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    prrdh  almost 3 years ago

    Speaking the words “pile of useless crap” is enough to remind him of his departed friend.

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    Jeff0811  almost 3 years ago

    My wife and I made just such a pact with our life insurance representative.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    I had forgotten the difference between a tontine and a tonsure.

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    Nick Danger  almost 3 years ago

    M*A*S*H* had an episode where this custom figured heavily – COL Potter was the last survivor.

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    I always wanted to figure out how to leave my former employers my debt. And have my ashes thrown in their faces for good measure.

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