Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for May 27, 2021

She knows something and we will have to wait.

Online, Mimi will locate a college with an open spot, Gil will know the AD, and together they will get CK in. Good ending. Now, back to the campaign and conflicted Katy.

Thank you for that insightful P3 recap of P’s 1 and 2 GilPa, is there an echo in here?

P3.5 Dear Pedro, hard to believe its already been two months since I lost that silly side bet for your “poolside services” to the BBA coach, Vermont must be such a cold, awful far away place. Forgive me, just remember in ten short months you will be back in Milford dipping your pole in my pool…Luis is a nice boy, but he doesn’t quite measure up, if you know what I mean

In all reality , P 3 MimI thinks to herself , With this knife I could cut Gil’s tongue out or better yet his heart and show it to him before he dies.

That’s either ’roid sweat or ’roid acne. “Do they do drug testing in college?”

Way to think outside the box Gil! Even Mimi smirks at this chowderhead.

P1, Mimi joins the ever-changing hair color team today. Yay!

P2, And I’m one of The Sweathogs so there’s no chance for me anyway.

P3, Corina is always right and you two have never had it so easy as she has taken over all of the major coaching decisions.

She can always get a job on the library board.

Why does Mimi even care if she goes to college?

Better late than never to have this conversation with your student-athlete Mimi. Many HS coaches do not assist their players who are seeking next level opportunities to further education and athletic careers. Off to the unsure JUCO world CK.

P1 incessant questions about going to and playing softball in college from nagging stranger lady posing as the team’s coach, no cookies or vendo-cupcakes, CK’s face melting and dog-like glowing yellow eyes, is someone getting blowtop mad?

P2 I could choke this woman, but I know where she lives…

P3 Gee Mimi, do you smell something burning? Why is there smoke outside all the windows?

And unless professional women’s baseball leagues get the same TV and sponsor contracts the MLB does, college is all the farther I’m gonna get.

Who needs college? The MLB draft is coming up in July.

P 2.5: “…and anyway…I think that I can make it in the NFL, so I’m gonna’ be training for that…”

Mary Timonson never went to camp….Look at her today.

Diet disagreement: Mimi dices vegetables, while Gil scoops at a tub of ice cream!

P1: Good to see Hilary Clinton making a cameo.

CK must really be afraid of college….she’s sweating buckets just talking about it.

How does Mimi have time to dye her hair between P1 and P3?

“I’m not going to college. I figured I would just go straight to prison, and get it over with.”

I think the Wossamotta U Flying Squirrels could still have some positions open.

Does Southern New Hampshire State U. have a team?

The University of Phoenix could be an option for The Milford Firecracker.

Just when you thought they had their hair coloring problem fixed, we get CK and Mimi swapping hair colors today. And now an eye color problem too.

Come on, Mimi. How long have you been a teacher and coach? And you have no idea about college application deadlines and when scholarships go out? I mean, it is only 3 months before college freshmen start.

And speaking of deadlines, Mopped Up Thorp was pushing up on the deadline for getting published today, but it got in under the wire.

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