Please fix it. For all our sakes. Because, obviously, Microsoft will never do it.
Her upper body looks off somehow. My first thought was “Nice teats.”
The dang SMITE button is stuck.
Okay, but stay off the porn sights.
If God fixed things by computer he would be fact checked and banned by platforms.
The universe is the computer. Makes sense now.
Have you tried destroying it and then re-creating it?
Load Earth 2.0 and reboot. Maybe that’ll fix things.
There is usually some satisfaction in hitting a machine, especially a computer, when it’s not working right. Rarely fixes the problem but there is some satisfaction……
That’s not how you reboot.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
God should call the Help number. Since he is fluent in Hindi along with all other languages. there should be no problem getting the problem fixed.
A good way to get yourself re-smittened.
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Imagine almost 3 years ago
Please fix it. For all our sakes. Because, obviously, Microsoft will never do it.
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Her upper body looks off somehow. My first thought was “Nice teats.”
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The dang SMITE button is stuck.
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
Okay, but stay off the porn sights.
OddGobb almost 3 years ago
If God fixed things by computer he would be fact checked and banned by platforms.
kartis almost 3 years ago
The universe is the computer. Makes sense now.
Richard L. Johnston almost 3 years ago
Have you tried destroying it and then re-creating it?
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
Load Earth 2.0 and reboot. Maybe that’ll fix things.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
There is usually some satisfaction in hitting a machine, especially a computer, when it’s not working right. Rarely fixes the problem but there is some satisfaction……
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
That’s not how you reboot.
Michael Scott Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
DennisMiddlebrooks almost 3 years ago
God should call the Help number. Since he is fluent in Hindi along with all other languages. there should be no problem getting the problem fixed.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
A good way to get yourself re-smittened.