The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 13, 2021

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    Better scramble outta there Humpty…

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    Ratkin  almost 3 years ago

    The yolk’s on him. Somebody had to say it.

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    Humpty’s not very good at pranking. He gets all broken up about it.

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    Quick, someone get a skillet!!!

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    I already told you about Humpty. You can’t trust ‘em. The guy’s a loser. A chicken shh…. loser. He’d spill his guts in minute.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Don’t laugh at this. You’re just egging him on.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Did Humpty throw himself into this “project”?

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    There’s was just too much pressure and he cracked.

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    John Smith  almost 3 years ago

    Guess the yoke is on him

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    It is dark so he can’t be “Sunny Side UP”!

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    monkeyhead  almost 3 years ago

    He really threw himself into the prank.

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    Kaputnik  almost 3 years ago

    Humpty took this way too seriously. And I wonder if the three blind mice threw in the right direction.

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    Perplexed  almost 3 years ago

    You’re all eggsactly right!

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    what an eggsasperating situation…

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    flemmingo  almost 3 years ago

    Who threw Humpty at the house? Teens!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Quick! Beat it!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Is Grimm hiding?

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    “Who’s got the bag? Who’s got the bag?” Quick light it!

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    wubby  almost 3 years ago

    And now I still wonder where in the nursery rhyme it ever mentions Humpty being an egg…

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    l3i7l  almost 3 years ago

    Oh sure, pranking is fun until somebody gets hurt.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He’s come out of his shell

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    Out of the Past  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like a victim of friendly fire.

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    He got out of the shell game.

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    ChaimG  almost 3 years ago

    Everyone assumes that Humpty is an egg, but reading the poem, nowhere does it say that! But the general assumption is that he is.

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    Better hurry Mother Goose called 911 and they’re sending all the king’s horses and all the king’s men.

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    It looks like Humpty really throws himself into whatever he’s doing.

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 3 years ago

    The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde is a fun novel about trying to solve the mystery of who pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall.

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    Has anyone seen my sheep?

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    bobbyferrel  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder at the etymology of the Humpty Dumpty thing. How it got to be what it is. There’s nothing in the rhyme indicating he’s an egg.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like multiple eggocide & suicide!

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    I see Jack … he’s not so nimble with his alleged jumping over the candle stick.

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    The whole plan just got scrambled.

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    jamescordeiro  almost 3 years ago

    Why is her mailbox so high up?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Very suspicious and I doubt it was an accident- I don’t see a wall!

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    Out of the Past  almost 3 years ago

    Pretty good drawing. Kind of captured the mood of adolescent vandalism.

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    Buoy  almost 3 years ago

    Guess they got tired of being goosed.

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    bookworm0812  almost 3 years ago

    Had a great fall.

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    proclusstudent  almost 3 years ago

    All the king’s men and all the king’s whores couldn’t put Humpty together again.

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