Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 18, 2021

Cinnapocalypse Now

Better than a Vogon intergalactic bypass.

Um, Cinnabon is headquartered in Atlanta. This is going to be a little tricky.

You’re face to face with the (alien who wrecked) the world. — David POW ie

Save the Earth or get a new cinnabon. Tough call.

Just as long as there’s a Starbucks next to it.

So he has orders, who gave them and why can’t Dr Mel send multiple Killbots to their location?

But they are going to kill their best customers.

Mercury will become a Dunkin’. Venus will be a Krispy Kreme. And Mars will be a Tesla dealership.

Don’t let him read you any of his poetry.

Uh, if you take out the earth – where are you going to put the Cinnabon? A Cinnabon as large as the former earth was? Where are the customers going to come from? Sounds like this was planned by a human CEO.

At least it’s not another ‘Dollar’ store.

As long as there’s frozen strawberry lemonade….

…Okay, I can accept that.

Aauugh! Chick-fil-A to follow? Nooooooo!

Has Tim been watching Plan 9 from Outer Space lately?

Just give me a heads up so I can load my spaceship with coffee, forks, and napkins!

Nothing a good whitewash can’t fix.

It’s a charming little planet. Just has a minor infestation. We’re working on a 100% organic, viral solution, but the vermin are quite resilient.

T.J. Cinnamon’s was so much better than Cinnabon.

Either that’s a Very Large Cinnabon or Earth is getting shortchanged on this deal.

That would be an eyesore