“I don’t do laundry. I don’t do windows. I don’t do carpets. I don’t do bathtubs. I don’t do toilets. And I don’t do diapers.” “My children have been potty-trained for some time.” “Mmm. Well, I don’t do washing. I don’t do basements. I don’t do dinners. I don’t do reading.” (Guess the movie.)
“OK, we’ll give you a chance to prove yourself. Here’s a broom. Oh, sorry, I forgot it’s about 1,000 times your body weight. I guess you won’t be able to do the job. Thanks for coming and we’ll keep your résumé on file.”
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
How about Raisin Bran? It’s known for making things regular.
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
I heard that the ACLU is coming down on Rat for refusing to hire a Froot Loop.
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
I hear there’s going to be several House workers looking for new jobs come Nov. 2022. The only problem is they don’t listen and make more messes.
Stocky One almost 3 years ago
At least he’s not a cereal killer…
blunebottle almost 3 years ago
He could be a serial racist- hate a different group a day.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
This is so totally branless!
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
Is that flake’s first name Jeff?
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Corny joke today!
AndreasMartin almost 3 years ago
Sounds corny.
top cat james almost 3 years ago
Concealing the Kellogg’s logo like they did on The Beverly Hillbillies.
cdward almost 3 years ago
Hire the gator. He’s looking for something new now that zeeba neighba doesn’t want to be lunch.
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Did Not see that coming…either one ROFL
Denver Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s so hard to find good comic strip writers.
Breadboard almost 3 years ago
Rat how much loafing time do you need ? Do the chores yourself ;-)
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You know that someone bet him he could not make a joke out of the term “serial racist.”
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
That’s a bit flaky.
SALUDADOG almost 3 years ago
Rat is stereotyping….. Frosted Flakes are great!
Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I hope Stephan got some cash for the product placement.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Better than a cereal killer.
Procat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t hire Count Chocula
Iseau almost 3 years ago
Probably racist cereal, I wouldn’t hire it either.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
And maybe because it doesn’t have hands.
SusieB almost 3 years ago
My boss is a flake!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
I like Count Drackleela cocoa puffs…
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Corn Flakes is the only cereal I eat nowadays
Adam-Stone(Soup) almost 3 years ago
Sorry Flake. You wouldn’t last past breakfast.
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
The corniest flakes anybody makes, its Kellogg!
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Cheerio, dude!
Yakety Sax almost 3 years ago
https://my.evilmilk.com/p/1/~/14n-1~v9xt_s.jpg
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
A corn flake on the floor just might get swept up in the process. He’s just a flake…..
The One follower almost 3 years ago
At least he can’t critizise special K—oh wait, I heard he just got arrested for 10 years for doing so. Same with Steph the next day.
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
“I don’t do laundry. I don’t do windows. I don’t do carpets. I don’t do bathtubs. I don’t do toilets. And I don’t do diapers.” “My children have been potty-trained for some time.” “Mmm. Well, I don’t do washing. I don’t do basements. I don’t do dinners. I don’t do reading.” (Guess the movie.)
LilPeruna almost 3 years ago
So, now Rat is indulging in the same puns, over which he had previously whomped Pastis
jel354 almost 3 years ago
The cereal flake talking is surreal.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Pastis on the current state of our labor economy.
Phydeux almost 3 years ago
Now that Flake is frosted. Let’s milk this for all it’s worth.
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Wish I was a Kellogg’s Cornflake
Floatin’ in my bowl, takin’ movies
Relaxin’ awhile
Livin’ in style
Talkin’ to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
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Punky’s Dilemma – Song by Simon & Garfunkel
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
The rallying cry of just about everyone these days.
prrdh almost 3 years ago
He’s no racist. Oat flakes, corn flakes, bran flakes, wheat flakes, barley flakes…he treats them all the same.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“OK, we’ll give you a chance to prove yourself. Here’s a broom. Oh, sorry, I forgot it’s about 1,000 times your body weight. I guess you won’t be able to do the job. Thanks for coming and we’ll keep your résumé on file.”
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Somebody really dependable that would put up with Rat? How about that Unicorn or Sasquatch?
ThomasHornung almost 3 years ago
Do you have ANY idea of how long it took to get that Cars for Kids song out of my mind after reading your comic strip???? (Brilliant, as usual!)
JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t it be “cerealist”?
wolfboy oz boy almost 3 years ago
i guess he is to small and what is he going to do anyway
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Hate to sound harsh, but any Fallen Flake gets immediately eaten. (Hey, it’s not cannibalism—it’s a cereal flake!)
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well after Kellogg’s latest “woke” cereal – I’m thinking the protest edition cereal is next.
alantain 3 months ago
If I eat cornflakes am I a serial cereal killer?