Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2021

I used to like pineapple on my pizza, until I found out that pineapple is a slang term for hand grenade… after that I was always afraid to ask for it.

Surest sign of an evil heart and deranged mind!

What a waste of a good pizza.

One of things that endeared Sopapilla to me was the snark she aimed at the old El Tornado when she realized he could be her brother in law. I guess she’s not worried about whether her kids will have to wear little masks.

Ka-DEALBREAKER!

RJ: remember, Cinnamon was starting to purr at you before you ran off after Sopapilla. Maybe Cinnamon’s still on the market and in need of a boy-toy!

Some Cinnamon to help you sleep at night, and some more Cinnamon to wake you up in the morning might change your entire outlook on life!

People eat a lot of things I personally dislike, but I don’t give them grief over it. Pineapple on pizza is delicious!

Careful, boy. She’s like a chameleon. She keeps changing her colours. Don’t you trusts her.

Women always assume men will change.Men always assume men will never change.Instant conflict.

Yeah, but how does she feel about pancakes?

I also like Pineapple on my pizza. I really didn’t get why so many people are vocal about hating pineapple on pizza until I realized that most people share pizzas.

I like pineapple on pizza as well, when it is paired with jalapeno peppers!

I can change him. Yeah that’s usually not a great plan…

Hawaiian, plus jalapeños. Yum!

yes it is.

Advice to new El Tornado: Ka-run!

I’ve never tried pineapple on my pizzas before, but I’m betting it’s better than anchovies.

Pineapple on pizza is the real villainy here… ;)

ka-gross

The only way to change his behavior is to change yourself first.

Of course she like pineapple on pizza! It’s awesome!…especially with jalepeños and green olives!

KA-PINEAPPLE!

So you think you can change him, eh? Yeah, good luck with that, lady!

Ladies. Never, NEVER, utter those words; “I think I can Change him.” Your lives will be much better.