Monty by Jim Meddick for June 13, 2021

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    …or you may bite off the end of your fortune and you will never know that the winning lottery numbers are 2, 7, 11, 12, 28 and 39.

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    Ratkin  almost 3 years ago

    Chop phooey

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 3 years ago

    The fiber in his diet.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    Fortune Cookie say to Mook. “Bite Me”.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  almost 3 years ago

    …eat too much.

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    Out of the Past  almost 3 years ago

    The parrot is sitting there in concern and awe at all of this. And yet some still say pets are useless.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …choke on the collar in the “chicken” fried rice….

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    Budster01  almost 3 years ago

    How a-mew-zing… I did not order the kitty-chow-meow!

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    diegot  almost 3 years ago

    Our neighborhood take out chinese restaurant no longer gives out fortune cookies!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if we’ll ever see a little side excursion featuring sidekicks Pilsner and EB3 — with possibly comic foil Jarvis thrown in from time to time.

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    cbs1947  almost 3 years ago

    Frames 1 and 5, sack on the counter. Frame 2, no sack. Very interesting.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    —In which it is demonstrated that a Fortune Cookie is smarter than Moondog….

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 3 years ago

    “… or you may end up eating your words.”

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