I wish every day was Christmas! Summer... Still? Why didn't you use our savings to buy food? I... Couldn't. Why not? Merry Christmas.
If wishes were fishes, we’d eat like kings on a monoculture until the entire food cycle collapsed and then soon die from malnutrition.
I feel Black Mirror’s White Christmas covered this pretty well.
Those pesky unintended consequences.
“Christmas Every Day” by William Dean Howells, 1892
Variation of Bill Murray’s Groundhog Day
“Fortunately, your presents are various non-perishable food items!” And they all lived a little while longer, but not much.
turns out those gifts contain more gifts inside – ad infinitum
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Ida No almost 3 years ago
If wishes were fishes, we’d eat like kings on a monoculture until the entire food cycle collapsed and then soon die from malnutrition.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I feel Black Mirror’s White Christmas covered this pretty well.
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
Those pesky unintended consequences.
mclay almost 3 years ago
“Christmas Every Day” by William Dean Howells, 1892
Dave almost 3 years ago
Variation of Bill Murray’s Groundhog Day
tims145 almost 3 years ago
“Fortunately, your presents are various non-perishable food items!” And they all lived a little while longer, but not much.
gawkface almost 3 years ago
turns out those gifts contain more gifts inside – ad infinitum